Ooh. What's your new title?
CFO. Not kidding. As my friend Michelle said after laughing hysterically for about 5 minutes, "Who the fuck made YOU a Chief Financial Officer? You don't even do your OWN finances!" But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.
And tell me two highly complimentary things you'd say about me.
"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."
By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."
You might also compliment her ingenuity and creativity!
But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.
Awesome! That's going to look kick-ass on a resume.
Sounds like someone's having a case of the Mondays.
t shakes fist while on phone doing tech support for Dallas
"Dana also has a great talent for finding solutions to difficult situations. She consistently provides resolutions that are creative and ingenious."
shakes fist while on phone doing tech support for Dallas
Hmm yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...
But DON'T add "I never knew people could DO that".
Hmm yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...
No can do. I'm already going to a wedding reception at which I expect to be tortured horribly by ghosts of high school and ex-boyfriends past.
Also, "In my experience Dana has shown excellent judgement and discretion." i.e., recs and not revealing the screen name of Nikita Writer.
"Mommy's in the rug." I am suddenly hit with American Gothic flashbacks.
