I want to stuff his mouth full of TPS reports.
Mmmm yeah, about the cover sheets on those TPS reports...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I want to stuff his mouth full of TPS reports.
Mmmm yeah, about the cover sheets on those TPS reports...
you could take advantage of my new, yet highly overinflated title and I could be a reference for you.
Ooh. What's your new title? And tell me two highly complimentary things you'd say about me. They don't have to be true.
Ooh. What's your new title?
CFO. Not kidding. As my friend Michelle said after laughing hysterically for about 5 minutes, "Who the fuck made YOU a Chief Financial Officer? You don't even do your OWN finances!" But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.
And tell me two highly complimentary things you'd say about me.
"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."
By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."
You might also compliment her ingenuity and creativity!
But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.
Awesome! That's going to look kick-ass on a resume.
Sounds like someone's having a case of the Mondays.
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"Dana also has a great talent for finding solutions to difficult situations. She consistently provides resolutions that are creative and ingenious."
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Hmm yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...
"Dana also has a great talent for finding solutions to difficult situations. She consistently provides resolutions that are creative and ingenious."
"and climactic."
But DON'T add "I never knew people could DO that".