I am down with the fact that most mass-produced American Chocolates are inferior. However, when you want Creamy Chocolate and/or a Peanut Coated in Creamy Chocolate -- Encased in a Colorful and Crunchy Candy Shell, M&Ms are the One True CCa/oaPCiCC--EiaCaCCS. YCCa/oaPCiCCMMayInFactNOTV.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American
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Cindy - May 03, 2003 1:50:43 pm PDT #4375 of 9843
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Julie - May 03, 2003 1:53:11 pm PDT #4376 of 9843
Also, because I am earwormed and those capable should be too...
Sing the Smarties Song! When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, Or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy-coated chocolate, But tell me when I ask, When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last?
Fay - May 03, 2003 1:53:12 pm PDT #4377 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
shakes head pityingly.
Ah, you poor, poor creatures. Brainwashed into embracing the M&M over yummy chocolatey goodness.
Cindy - May 03, 2003 1:54:58 pm PDT #4378 of 9843
Nobody
shakes head pityingly.
That's a known side-effect from eating those inferior M&M wannabe thingies.
moonlit - May 03, 2003 1:57:06 pm PDT #4379 of 9843
"When the world's run by fools it's the duty of intelligence to disobey." Martin Firrell
Julie, what are you still doing up?
The smartie dot com thing is because the UK company Rowntree's sold the Smarties name to an American company a long time ago.
Fay - May 03, 2003 1:57:08 pm PDT #4380 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...those inferior M&M wannabe thingies.
But why would anything wannabe an M&M? That would be crazy. Wanting to be a Thornton's Continental Truffle, this I could understand. But wanting to be an M&M? Next you'll be praising Hershey's kisses! Pah!
Betsy HP - May 03, 2003 2:01:06 pm PDT #4381 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Oh, I wish I were a Peanut M&Mmmie
That is what I'd truly like to beeeee
Not really. If I had to wish, I'd wish I were an apple tree.
Trudy Booth - May 03, 2003 2:02:05 pm PDT #4382 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
M&Ms are just special and wonderful you sillies.
Smarties, otoh, are too flat. You could never stick a peanut in a Smartie.
Julie - May 03, 2003 2:02:14 pm PDT #4383 of 9843
Is now the time to start trotting out my "I have been to M&M world and it was fucking great" stories?
Most of them end with the telephone conversation between the friend with whom I was in Vegas and the boy.
Her: "Three freaking floors of it."
Him: "sorry?!?!"
Her: "Three freaking floors"
Him: "No..."
Her: "Three. freaking. floors."
Him: "I heard"
Her: "Three! FREAKING! Floors!"
Him: "Now see? I never would have gone in in the first place."
I loved M&M world. They had the best tshirts (EVA!) and M&M's"® COLORWORKS® I've never seen a Smarties memorial to match it.
§ ita § - May 03, 2003 2:02:50 pm PDT #4384 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could never stick a peanut in a Smartie.
Another point in favour of the Smartie.