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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Julie - May 03, 2003 3:20:52 am PDT #4326 of 9843

Any juicy jury stories, Julie?

My stories do not juice.
My stories barely rim a margarita glass :)

It was supposed to be a short trial. A minor point of law. Quick to lay out, quicker to decide. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am (ma'am, ma'am, ma'am and eight sirs.)

Did he or didn't he have a knife? Whose statements did we believe? Did we tip the scales from Robbery (to which he had already pleaded guilty) to Armed Robbery (which he denied.) Few facts, a handful of witness, little evidence. Just a great big grey playing field of subjective, inconsistent and rather refutable statements.

There was a guy on our jury that had been on a murder trial about ten years ago. They heard eight days of testimony and had two days of deliberations. We? Were well on track to reverse that. As it was, we got to three days of deliberation and hit the Friday wall.

Deadlocked 7/5. (Guilty/Not)
No one was budging.

We asked to and then watched tape of key testimony again.
Deadlocked 7/5. (Guilty/Not)
(Lather rinse, repeat.)

Personally, I would have liked to think that if I was on the guilty side of the fence, the fact that 5 sane normal jury member's didn't feel convinced "beyond a reasonable doubt" would have caused me some doubt. I raised that with the group. I also mentioned that had we been sitting on 11/1 G/NG then I would have seriously had to consider if my "reasonable" was reasonable. That and the fact that no one wanted to come back Monday talked two people over from G to NG.
It was 5/7.

And then I talked about how for me, the consequences of G to NG were so much less than NG to G.
It was 4/8.

t insert a lot of pointless talking, some limp sandwiches and the exchange of profanities here

New vote?
It was 4/8.

So we did a "I am an immovable object" vote.
(Because I wasn't prepared to keep talking and talking and angsting and headaching and reasoning if, at the end of the day - or the next day or the next day - there were people that would not agree to agree.)
It was 3/2 (G/Not)

I was (oddly enough for I am a bear of great opinions and a stubborn streak the width of the Yarra) not immovable. By this time, I was however, clinging to the judge's direction about "to the best of my ability" and I figured I'd done that. I would have preferred a not guilty, but I could have lived with the guilty decision. Unfortunately not everyone thought that way.

So, 3 Immovables.
And they'd made up their mind on day one.
I feel that they didn't decide on the evidence.
They just decided.
They didn't judge the evidence, they just judged.
For me? The prosecution failed to make their case. For whatever reasons (yada yada presumption of innocence burden of proof cakes)

But by this time, poor S. was ready to hit R.
Everyone hated F. (Who started sentences with "This is probably a stupid question" until we told him, "You know, you don't have to say that anymore" grrr!)
And D. got so far up my nose, I did a HUGE soapbox rant of the "I do NOT have to convince you of my doubts, I don't even have to convince me of my doubts. I just have to have enough of them!!!" flavour. It was stellar. I think it talked another one over the fence :)

So, yeah.
Unable to reach unanimousness.
We trooped into court to talk to the Judge.
I guess he worked out we were taking it seriously and STILL not getting anywhere.
And he discharged the jury.

I felt like such a failure at that point.

Then the tipstaff told us about the accused's priors.

There was a lengthy list. Mostly drug related. It's likely he did it. Even probably probable. The "guilty"s were able to walk away feeling vindicated. And the "not guilty"s could still know that they did an okay thing, that on the evidence the case was not made.

So, I still feel like we failed the system. And really? It was probably the other way around.

And in summary, I don't think I'm any good at deciding someone else's fate.

It's such a unique situation to be in. To not be able to say "You have your opinion, and I have mine, and we need to just accept that", or to be able to walk away from those difference. How often does it happen? At work perhaps, but there they have hierarchies and mechanisms for resolution. And often, in that situation, if I'm disagreeing, I'm passionate about that. I care enough to argue the point (and the other point, and the fifty points after that.) And I know that what I lose on the swings, I can often regain on the roundabouts.

There in court, someone else's fate in my sphere of influence? I was totally unable to walk away from the conflict. And, well, they physically locked us in every morning, and they took away our mobile phones. That pretty much sums up the experience!

(On the up side of the ledger? They paid me $36 a day for the experience, I'm on the free pass list for three years, and I found the world's best heart shaped, custard filled donuts in a coffee shop next to the County Court.)

Let the editing begin...

Ten. Edited to the amount of ten.


Angus G - May 03, 2003 3:30:58 am PDT #4327 of 9843
Roguish Laird

Ugh, that sounds rather horrible Julie. Still, this:

Just a great big grey playing field of subjective, inconsistent and rather refutable statements.

...means that you definitely made the right decision as far as I'm concerned. Good on you for sticking to your guns!


Julie - May 03, 2003 3:36:22 am PDT #4328 of 9843

Thanks, Angus! It was very urghy. And I have new respect for anyone that ever walked out of a court room with a "twelve good men and true" unanimous decision. They did say afterwards that it's exactly those sorts of trials that have trouble producing a result. I just wish that the OPP had worked harder to wrap it up thigter, or dropped the charge earlier and saved the costs (and angst).

In other news... anyone else wondering whether little John picked up a packet of Airforce One M&Ms this weekend?

Only me then...

Why yes, I do watch too much West Wing, what makes you ask? :)


Angus G - May 03, 2003 3:41:49 am PDT #4329 of 9843
Roguish Laird

Yep, the M&M reference sails over my head I'm afraid...

BUT, where do the custard donuts come from? Is this the county court in the city or another one?


Julie - May 03, 2003 3:53:59 am PDT #4330 of 9843

Apparently Airforce One has little baggies of M&M's stamped with their own logo.

The County Court is on the corner of William & Lonsdale Streets. And the doughnuts (and great there-made muffins and wonderful krullers) are in a coffee shop that runs beside it, just slightly up Lonsdale Street. (Opposite the Surpreme Court and on top of the Children's Court Clinic if you know that part of the world.) $4 with a large flat white :)


Angus G - May 03, 2003 3:57:58 am PDT #4331 of 9843
Roguish Laird

Ace, I'll have to check it out. Who would've thought there was anything good in that part of town?


Julie - May 03, 2003 4:08:08 am PDT #4332 of 9843

Who would've thought there was anything good in that part of town?

Goodness, not me. The first couple of days I had to hike all the way down to Collins or across to Elizabeth to feel like I was on familiar ground. It doesn't help that everything down there is sold at Lawyers' prices (and whilst I may be used to Accountants' prices, even they aren't quite that steep.)


moonlit - May 03, 2003 4:39:53 am PDT #4333 of 9843
"When the world's run by fools it's the duty of intelligence to disobey." Martin Firrell

Maybeeeeee this time. I'm here but will it last ... keep your whatevers crossed!


Leigh - May 03, 2003 5:06:37 am PDT #4334 of 9843
Nobody

Sorry jury duty was such a sucky experience, Julie. I agree with Angus, doesn't seem like there was any other choice you could’ve made.

Everyone hated F. (Who started sentences with "This is probably a stupid question" until we told him, "You know, you don't have to say that anymore" grrr!)

I read this and immediately thought of this exchange from the Simpsons episode where Homer has jury duty:

Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?

Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.

Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?

Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.

Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?

Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".

Homer: So *if* we don't all vote the same way, we'll be *deadlocked* and have to be *sequestered* in the Springfield Palace Hotel

Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.

Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!

Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!

Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?

Everyone: Guilty.

Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?

anyone else wondering whether little John picked up a packet of Airforce One M&Ms this weekend?
Only in my happy fantasy where little Johnny chokes on a blue one and in a hallucination induced by oxygen deprivation, God decends from on high and bitch-slaps him into line over several key political issues. …Uh, I assume you were talking 'bout our esteemed PM? Because otherwise, I just seem crazy all over again.

Edited for format stuff.


Julie - May 03, 2003 5:15:48 am PDT #4335 of 9843

Maybeeeeee this time. I'm here but will it last ... keep your whatevers crossed!

Crossed! Crossed! finjmgies are creisswed.

wait. no they're not. It's just too hard to type. But connection-ma ahoy!

Homer: So *if* we don't all vote the same way, we'll be *deadlocked* and have to be *sequestered* in the Springfield Palace Hotel

snerkity! You know, they don't do that anymore. And here's one of my big gripes about Jury Duty. They didn't tell us that until 5 something o'clock on the our first day of deliberations. We're all.. can't make a decision, want to go home, can't make a decision, want to go home. sigh.

That was the way with most of the experience. We had to ask the right question, in the right way, of the right person to get the answer we needed. Tighlipped tipstaff do not a comfortable jury make!

fantasy where little Johnny chokes on a blue one and

No no no no no. Not the blue one. Blue M&Ms represent everything that is good in the world. They are sunshine and ice-cream cake and balloons and ponies. With sparkly mane-spray, and we tail plait mane-clips. Do what you must with a wayward M and wee Johnny's thorax. But never never dis the blue Ms again!