Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2005 5:50:48 am PST #6135 of 10003
brillig

Oof. To complete the girly medical experience, I had a mammogram this morning. I cannot imagine how women with itty bitty tits get enough into the machine for an effective reading. It's definitely a chocolate morning.


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 5:52:14 am PST #6136 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, i'm still telling the joke here! Jeez.

... The string goes up the bartender and orders a shot of tequila again. The bartender looks at it for a minute and asks, "Hey aren't you the same string that just came in here a minute ago?"

The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


vw bug - Nov 22, 2005 5:56:00 am PST #6137 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Bwah!


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 5:56:48 am PST #6138 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I think it's cute. Of course, I don't have detective-grade levels of ball-breaking experience. It's also in "Motherless Brooklyn" but that version is kinda endless because that character has Tourette's.


Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2005 5:57:21 am PST #6139 of 10003
brillig

Hey, i'm still telling the joke here! Jeez.

Hey, good comedians can deal with interruptions.


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 5:59:57 am PST #6140 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Yeah. That's where you tell me you don't stand over my shoulder and tell me what word to type, or something.


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 6:00:09 am PST #6141 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Tough Crowd


vw bug - Nov 22, 2005 6:00:40 am PST #6142 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Hey! I liked it!


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 6:02:13 am PST #6143 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

(Although strictly speaking, I'm not a heckler. Just a slow typist.) Should've waited till the end, bunk. Sorry. ETA: I like it, too. I just love that story because they didn't treat their comrade Special, that's all...


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 6:07:05 am PST #6144 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

No problem, I'm not upset or anything.