Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 5:52:14 am PST #6136 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, i'm still telling the joke here! Jeez.

... The string goes up the bartender and orders a shot of tequila again. The bartender looks at it for a minute and asks, "Hey aren't you the same string that just came in here a minute ago?"

The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


vw bug - Nov 22, 2005 5:56:00 am PST #6137 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Bwah!


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 5:56:48 am PST #6138 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I think it's cute. Of course, I don't have detective-grade levels of ball-breaking experience. It's also in "Motherless Brooklyn" but that version is kinda endless because that character has Tourette's.


Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2005 5:57:21 am PST #6139 of 10003
brillig

Hey, i'm still telling the joke here! Jeez.

Hey, good comedians can deal with interruptions.


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 5:59:57 am PST #6140 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Yeah. That's where you tell me you don't stand over my shoulder and tell me what word to type, or something.


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 6:00:09 am PST #6141 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Tough Crowd


vw bug - Nov 22, 2005 6:00:40 am PST #6142 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Hey! I liked it!


erikaj - Nov 22, 2005 6:02:13 am PST #6143 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

(Although strictly speaking, I'm not a heckler. Just a slow typist.) Should've waited till the end, bunk. Sorry. ETA: I like it, too. I just love that story because they didn't treat their comrade Special, that's all...


Gudanov - Nov 22, 2005 6:07:05 am PST #6144 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

No problem, I'm not upset or anything.


Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2005 6:19:28 am PST #6145 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh dear, the crippled girl made Gudanov cry.