No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Sep 21, 2006 6:07:06 am PDT #4091 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

New mix this morning for Li'l Sphere's daycare:

Baby-a-Go-Go:

  • They Might Be Giants - "Clap Your Hands"
  • Wilson Pickett - "Land of A Thousand Dances"
  • Bobby "Blue" Bland - "Turn On Your Love Light"
  • Little Milton - "Grits Ain't Groceries"
  • James Brown - "Super Bad Pts. 1 & 2"
  • Gorillaz - "Clint Eastwood (Ed Case Refix)"
  • Los Lobos - "I Wanna Be Just Like You (The Monkey Song)"
  • The Kingsmen - "Louie Louie"
  • Dr. John - "Iko Iko"
  • The Only Ones - "Another Girl, Another Planet"
  • Plastic Bertrand - "Ca Plane Pour Moi"
  • Sly & The Family Stone - "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
  • Kool & The Gang - "Jungle Boogie"
  • Michael Jackson - "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
  • Edwin Starr - "25 Miles"
  • War - "Low Rider"
  • Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs - "Wooly Bully"
  • Sir Douglas Quintet - "She's About A Mover"
  • The Pipettes - "Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me"
  • The Morells - "Gettin' In Shape"
  • David Bowie/Queen - "Under Pressure"
  • Prince - "When You Were Mine"
  • Jackson Five - "I Want You Back"
  • Stevie Wonder - "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life"
  • Ray Charles - "Hit The Road Jack"

All baby-approved in advance!


DavidS - Sep 21, 2006 6:23:45 am PDT #4092 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

All baby-approved in advance!

That'll get their diaper-clad asses moving!


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2006 6:29:01 am PDT #4093 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Free your mind, and your diaper-clad ass will follow.


Hayden - Sep 21, 2006 6:29:37 am PDT #4094 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Everytime he hears "Land of A Thousand Dances," Li'l Sphere starts clapping his hands and trying to sing along with the "na na na" part, which is awe-inspiring.


Hayden - Sep 21, 2006 6:31:45 am PDT #4095 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Free your mind, and your diaper-clad ass will follow.

Garry Shider's personal philosophy.


lisah - Sep 21, 2006 6:31:57 am PDT #4096 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Speaking of asses...would it be a pain in yours to get me a copy of that baby mix, Corwood? I think the twins in my life need it.


Hayden - Sep 21, 2006 6:33:08 am PDT #4097 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Not at all! Please re-send your address info to haydenchilds at gmail dot com. I guarantee delivery before they turn 16.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2006 7:07:10 am PDT #4098 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Everytime he hears "Land of A Thousand Dances," Li'l Sphere starts clapping his hands and trying to sing along with the "na na na" part, which is awe-inspiring.

Ok, you need to film and YouTube this because it would give the "This is the Colbert Report" baby a run for lethal cuteness.

Also? Ded from cute.


lisah - Sep 21, 2006 8:20:59 am PDT #4099 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Please re-send your address info to haydenchilds at gmail dot com.

Thanks! Insent.


Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2006 10:27:11 am PDT #4100 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Now playing on the '70s station -- "Kong" by Dickie Goodman (Goodman takes on the '76 version of the movie) followed by "Alone Again Naturally."

I leave it to the reader to determine why this proves that the DJ on the '70s station has a warped sense of humor.