Dear Santa (aka Father Christmas),
Please disregard the horribly wrong statements by UTTAD, Matt, and brenda. They really aren't on drugs. It's the heat and the humidity. They love the class protector award scene; they just done had their brains melted.
Love,
The Buffistas
The REAL reason we don't get a season 8 of Buffy? Joss heard what UTTAD, Matt, and brenda said, and he got pissed, took his jump rope, and went home.
The REAL reason we don't get a season 8 of Buffy? Joss heard what UTTAD, Matt, and brenda said, and he got pissed, took his jump rope, and went home.
Also, it made the baby Jesus cry. And write Little House slash. It doesn't get much worse.
maybe Smurf/My Little Pony
There's already My Little Pony fanfic out there, the website I found had warnings that this was a site for children and certain stories shouldn't be posted.
I think they just meant scary stories, but...
I have one thing to say... Simon and Simon slash.
I have one thing to say... Simon and Simon slash.
Well, there's probably Full House slash out there too. And RPS Olsen twins.
shudder
There's Harry Potter twincest.
A *lot* of HP twincest. That I may or may not have read.
Well, there's probably Full House slash out there too. And RPS Olsen twins. shudder
Err. Yeah. I have accidentally found Olsen Twincest.
It's certainly out there. In all senses of out there.
Ooh, ooh! I came back here and found my name being dragged through the dirt, but let's leave that aside for the moment. I just had a blinding flash of inspiration as to the source of my Class Protector hate.
There's something about that whole scene, the prom, all the kids around, the look on Buffy's face...that makes my brain take a screeching U-turn back to the kind and queen crowning scene in
Carrie.
And that scene fucks me up so badly - seriously, I think my psyche was scarred by it and has never quite recovered - that I have this completely visceral and negative reaction to the scene.
Wow. This never actually occurred to me before. But that's totally what it is. The unconscious mind, she is a strange place.