It's such a racket, Dana. Effing effers.

The surgeon said it was actually 2 distinct lumps instead of 1, but said their appearance was more on the benign side, but obviously they won’t know for sure until the lumps are biopsied.

I hope you get to call him Lumpy Space Princess for a while.

I desperately need to vacuum and it's not even a task I especially dislike. And yet, the housework inertia has me in its grip.

I have misplaced my car keys (they are obviously somewhere in my house because I drove home yesterday but not in any of the usual places I have tried to train myself to leave them) so I took the bus to work today, and the bus I was on they couldn't close the luggage compartment at the stop before my stop so there was going to be an indeterminate delay so I just walked, so I really feel like getting here at all should count as my full work day. And yet, emails keep coming in with stuff I don't entirely know how to do (my boss had trigger finger surgery yesterday and will be out for at least a week, someone from another department is supposed to be covering the stuff that is above my paygrade but that is not, I think, all of it?). There is not enough coffee in the world.

Nap~ma and benign~ma (benignness? Benignity? Nothing looks like a word) for the Stately Beckmeyer Mansion

I hope the biopsy is clear, Steph.

Hec, I get that whole vacuuming thing. It’s satisfying to have done, but getting started can be a pain.

I am loving summer in MI so far. I haven’t spent enough time by Lake Huron yet, though. After I become an unemployed bum toward the end of next week I’m hoping to head up to the thumb for day trips and the like.

Dudes! My EF was in the NORMAL RANGE for the first time in eight years! Everything read as normal, in fact. Normal, normal, normal. What a happy word.

Oof, I hope you find your keys after work -- that is such an annoyance.

I should do some things now. I think I'll start with laundry -- I think I just have one load.

Heck yeah, normal vibes for everyone.

WOO NORMAL!

And yay summer, Calli! I read "head up to the thumb" and thought for a moment you were going to take yup hitchhiking...

Dudes! My EF was in the NORMAL RANGE for the first time in eight years! Everything read as normal, in fact. Normal, normal, normal. What a happy word.

Right the fuck on!

I'm flashing to Young Frankenstein and Igor waltzing off with the Abby Normal brain...

Dudes! My EF was in the NORMAL RANGE for the first time in eight years!

Hell yeah!!!!

Two lumps makes him a Bactrian camel if I’m not mistaken. Go team benignignity!