I was just viciously conned by a canned iced tea.
You lost me at the word "canned."
Iced tea is evidence that Americans are crazy. We brew a perfectly good pot of strong dark tea. Then we pour it over ice to make it cold and weak. We put sugar in it to make it sweet, then we add lemon juice to make it sour. Then we add mint to make it green.
I may be crazy, but I'm not thirsty.