Maybe you are secretly made of nanomachines?
Relax and enjoy the vacation, Hip of Teppy! Yay crabs
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Nov 09, 2026 3:18:13 pm PST #14803 of 14812
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Steph L. - Nov 09, 2026 3:22:03 pm PST #14804 of 14812
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
Why is every reaction my body comes up with goo?
The body is mostly goo in a sack. Sometimes the goo gets out.
Yay crabs
They could get here a *little* faster.
Oh man, while I was typing this, they walked in!
Dana - Nov 09, 2026 3:22:24 pm PST #14805 of 14812
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
The crabs? That's impressive.
Atropa - Nov 09, 2026 3:22:27 pm PST #14806 of 14812
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I have been at the seaside for my health for over 12 hours and no one has given me laudanum. This is an outrage.
That is unacceptable. Have stern words with the butler.
Cass - Nov 09, 2026 3:34:45 pm PST #14807 of 14812
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The goo needs to go back in the sack.
Crabs! Yummy.
I have been at the seaside for my health for over 12 hours and no one has given me laudanum. This is an outrage.
That is unacceptable. Have stern words with the butler.Laudanum at the seaside for all.
And a soupçon of Mucinex for my head.
-t - Nov 09, 2026 4:02:11 pm PST #14808 of 14812
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I just ran out of Mucinex yesterday and am debating whether I should re-up or hope the goo will learn to stay in the sack if I just think threateningly at it
Posting makes crabs walk in! That is some well-behaved dinner
Steph L. - Nov 09, 2026 4:48:05 pm PST #14809 of 14812
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
The crabs? That's impressive.
They walked sideways, though.
-t - Nov 09, 2026 4:52:05 pm PST #14810 of 14812
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
As crabs do
DavidS - Nov 09, 2026 5:09:43 pm PST #14811 of 14812
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They walked sideways, though.
Did they walk or did they scuttle?
I can't imagine them sauntering in.
Steph L. - Nov 09, 2026 7:44:30 pm PST #14812 of 14812
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
It really was more of a scuttle.
Part of the crabfest was a she-crab soup that was so good it was accompanied by choirs of angels singing. I love the Carolina coast.