Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Sep 24, 2026 11:49:17 am PDT #14094 of 14150
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a series of things I don't want to do so I'm ordering them from least to most undesirable and avoiding the hardest thing by doing the less onerous thing first.

Does that make sense? Like when you do vacuuming when you have to write an email you don't want to deal with.

Anyway:

1. Dishes 2. Mortgage/refinancing 3. Clean the Guinea Pig Cage


-t - Sep 24, 2026 12:00:24 pm PDT #14095 of 14150
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cannoli men on every corner! (Next to the taco trucks)

What slate do I vote for to make this happen?


-t - Sep 24, 2026 12:01:58 pm PDT #14096 of 14150
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, hey, I need a login for Claude. Sigh.


Trudy Booth - Sep 24, 2026 12:21:36 pm PDT #14097 of 14150
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What slate do I vote for to make this happen?
I feel like if we asked Mamdani nicely he might do it.


-t - Sep 24, 2026 12:22:17 pm PDT #14098 of 14150
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Worth a try


-t - Sep 24, 2026 12:52:34 pm PDT #14099 of 14150
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Unless you already have that in the Cannoli District, I suppose


Atropa - Sep 24, 2026 2:30:17 pm PDT #14100 of 14150
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hour 24 of a migraine. Thankfully not with the new blackout symptoms, but still pretty awful.


-t - Sep 24, 2026 3:41:09 pm PDT #14101 of 14150
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh, I'm sorry. Do not like.


Laura - Sep 24, 2026 5:22:35 pm PDT #14102 of 14150
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry, Atropa. Did your PCP recommend a migraine specialist?


Jessica - Sep 25, 2026 7:25:56 am PDT #14103 of 14150
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

UGH, Atropa that sounds so awful.

I just had an incredibly creepy experience of realizing halfway through a call to schedule some plumbing work that I was almost definitely talking to a bot and not a person. The voice was realistic and there was even some call center background noise, but there was something off about the entire call and once I started paying attention I could hear "him" re-using identical phrases with identical tone and cadence (and responding very oddly to my corrections when he misheard me).

I had just enough doubt not to flat out ask "are you a human being" but I'm like 99% sure it wasn't. Do not like.