No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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DavidS - Sep 02, 2026 11:23:36 am PDT #13798 of 13803
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sat down with Emmett & Kalena and crunched the numbers and we're going to make a bid on the property. Looking at the Disclosure documents now (305 pages).

We've already cyberstalked the tenants (Finance Bro, Wedding Photographer, Non-Binary Marketing Coordinator).


Jessica - Sep 02, 2026 11:34:55 am PDT #13799 of 13803
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

the tenants (Finance Bro, Wedding Photographer, Non-Binary Marketing Coordinator)

You could set a reality TV show in this building!


DavidS - Sep 02, 2026 12:07:45 pm PDT #13800 of 13803
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You could set a reality TV show in this building!

They fight crime!


dcp - Sep 02, 2026 6:30:27 pm PDT #13801 of 13803
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Disclosure documents now (305 pages).

Wow, that seems daunting. How does it compare to the disclosure docs for your current place?


DavidS - Sep 02, 2026 10:22:00 pm PDT #13802 of 13803
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wow, that seems daunting. How does it compare to the disclosure docs for your current place?

The house inspection on our current place was 80 pages by itself. It was thorough! The inspection on this place is about 25 pages. Most of it is standard boilerplate language.

There's always a freakout when you read the inspection report. But older buildings have issues that need to be addressed. This building is 100 years old so it's fundamentally sound.


Laura - Sep 03, 2026 6:46:48 am PDT #13803 of 13803
Our wings are not tired.

Reading all the reports is so very stressful, as is the whole process. This does seem like a wonderful opportunity. The location is beautiful and the place looks great.


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