Holy shit, Kristi Noem is apparently holding a press conference where everybody EXCEPT HER knows she’s been fired.
Ha! I'm reminded of Giuliani's press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2026 12:55:45 pm PST #11860 of 11865
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
meara - Mar 05, 2026 12:57:51 pm PST #11861 of 11865
She deserves everything she gets.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
Laura - Mar 05, 2026 1:27:59 pm PST #11862 of 11865
Our wings are not tired.
Unlike anyone who did not receive avocado or dressing!! That sucks.
So true. No doubt the replacement will be just as awful. She is supposedly getting some new, unheard-of position.
Jessica - Mar 05, 2026 1:48:41 pm PST #11863 of 11865
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think an avocado would make a better DHS Secretary than anyone Trump is likely to nominate
JenP - Mar 05, 2026 1:49:50 pm PST #11864 of 11865
We can only hope that's where yours went.
-t - Mar 05, 2026 2:03:58 pm PST #11865 of 11865
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Absolutely true, Jess.