Also I absolutely want bachelor chow. I want it to be crunchy. Protein bars and shakes and stuff aren’t crunchy.
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'Serenity'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
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meara - Dec 22, 2025 6:03:00 pm PST #10697 of 10701
-t - Dec 22, 2025 6:03:35 pm PST #10698 of 10701
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
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-t - Dec 22, 2025 6:05:28 pm PST #10699 of 10701
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
And, yes, bachelor chow should be crunchy! I have always imagined something kind of cereal like, but maybe something like chex mix would work? Hm
dcp - Dec 22, 2025 6:09:18 pm PST #10700 of 10701
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There is actual primate kibble.
-t - Dec 22, 2025 8:23:03 pm PST #10701 of 10701
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hm. Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, but might do.
Googling is finding me things labeled “not for human consumption” and “designed for non-human primates” but the price is only a little higher than I’d prefer . . .
Be surprised if it tastes as good as pizza in a cup, though