Fingers crossed for fully functioning heat in your near future

I'm gonna take a wild guess that ChatGPT could not write a decent dream sequence if you asked it to.

I also had a weird enough dream as I was waking up tat I remember it now. I was floating down some waterway in a boat when right in front of me a hummingbird plunged into the water. " That's weird," I think to myself, "is it hunting? Is that a thing hummingbirds do, spear tiny fishes?" but it doesn't re-emerge and after I have drifted on (I must have been in a slightly faster current) I try to work out a way to paddle back and rescue it (I do not have an actual paddle, of course) and see a goose bearing down on it, neck outstretched and beak open clearly ready to snap it up. Fortunately, I woke up

Baby shark and hummingbird anxiety dreams!

No pilates this week, but I still have therapy today. Which will get me out of the house and into my car whence I can run some errands.

I spent yesterday having a fun hang (TM Amy Poehler) with my friend Rachael, and tomorrow I'm taking out my downstairs neighbor Jamille for some hot soup and pampering. She's a single mom and hardly ever has a day off but her son is with grandma this week, so I can treat her to some fun.

Aw. yay for fun hangs and hot soup!

I dreamed last night that I bought two little baby sharks at the grocery store -- all wrapped up like packages of smoked salmon, except that they were whole entire sharks -- and then let a stranger drive me to a different grocery store, all the while stressing out about having left my sharks to start going off in my car that I had left in the parking lot of the first grocery store, and also how was I going to get home from the second grocery store?

My anxiety dreams are just French tests and breaking my ankle!

Those are some anxiety dreams. Mine usually involve my teeth falling out.

My niece is bringing her family over from Wisconsin on Wednesday, so my sister will have her kids, their spouses and their kids, her husband and me all under her roof for extended periods of time. She’s so happy, and I’m looking forward to it, too. The Rancid Cheeto has driven even the most conservative members of my immediate family towards my way of thinking, so we can even talk politics and religion without tears now. My sister’s husbands’s cousin has a huge Thanksgiving gathering every year (20+ people, 2 turkeys and a ham), so I’ll be bringing squash puffs as an appetizer. And over the next week we’re expecting 8 inches of snow, so I'm hoping we can get the kids upside for snowball fights.

Back at work after a week off to assist with father having ankle replacement surgery (at 82!!!) and I’m exhausted.

Hosting 4 or 5 for T-day. Already have most stuff, but will grocery shop tonight for the rest. I have tomorrow off and will clean, make the pies, and make the cranberries. Everything else will be done Thursday.

At the office. I thought I had the department to myself, but the dropship logistics manager showed up. He's in his office, though, so I still have the floor to myself, basically.

When I was at the sale on Saturday, I ended up checking out these two guys with carts full of expensive stuff who were vying to pay for each other's stuff "I'm Stanley's son-in-law, let me pay" say one (Stanley is our owner, we are all on a first-name basis here) so the other says no, he is, I just hold out the device and let whoever is able to tap something pay and, lo, there actually is Stanley standing in the open space about a foot from my register but not paying attention to these shenanigans. Surreal.

Ope, couple other people have shown up. My brief territorial dominance is over

Dominate, t!

I do not want to be working. But I do actually have some work to be doing. Grump.

My brief territorial dominance is over

You had a good run, though. #neverforget