Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:27:52 pm PDT #8337 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hey, All!

I was all excited to see so many posts in Bitches! As so many others have stated, there was a time when Bitches was my world because I just couldn't keep up with Natter.

So if anyone was wondering, I am still amongst the living, and the Buffistas. I'm just having a hard time keeping up again/still.

I am older than I am cool by several decades.

Truer words, man...


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:31:04 pm PDT #8338 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:48:58 pm PDT #8339 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was the other problem - I'm on Pacific time and usually don't have free time for posting until the afternoon. So by the time I post something, you guys are all at dinner or commuting home or whatever so no one responds and I feel so unloved. :(


-t - Jun 17, 2026 3:55:13 pm PDT #8340 of 8348
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:06:19 pm PDT #8341 of 8348
That which does not kill you should RUN

Epic!!!

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine! Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:30:17 pm PDT #8342 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!

Now that's the kind of Pelting Me with JOY I'm talkin' 'bout! (*Kermit-waves at -t! - Hi !!!!)


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:34:58 pm PDT #8343 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine!

Right?!?! Us twinsies stick close together!

Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.

Wait, is that right? *Checks drivers license* How did we get so old vintage? Classic?


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:42:21 pm PDT #8344 of 8348
That which does not kill you should RUN

The passage of time is a real bite in the ass.


Laura - Jun 17, 2026 6:26:01 pm PDT #8345 of 8348
Our wings are not tired.

Youngsters!

Hi Epic!!


sj - Jun 17, 2026 7:42:41 pm PDT #8346 of 8348
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hi, Epic! My birthday comes shortly after yours and Teppy’s. I don’t really have any plans this year except maybe to send ltc to her grandparents for the weekend and maybe catch a movie.