The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:48:58 pm PDT #8339 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was the other problem - I'm on Pacific time and usually don't have free time for posting until the afternoon. So by the time I post something, you guys are all at dinner or commuting home or whatever so no one responds and I feel so unloved. :(


-t - Jun 17, 2026 3:55:13 pm PDT #8340 of 8348
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:06:19 pm PDT #8341 of 8348
That which does not kill you should RUN

Epic!!!

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine! Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:30:17 pm PDT #8342 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!

Now that's the kind of Pelting Me with JOY I'm talkin' 'bout! (*Kermit-waves at -t! - Hi !!!!)


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:34:58 pm PDT #8343 of 8348
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine!

Right?!?! Us twinsies stick close together!

Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.

Wait, is that right? *Checks drivers license* How did we get so old vintage? Classic?


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:42:21 pm PDT #8344 of 8348
That which does not kill you should RUN

The passage of time is a real bite in the ass.


Laura - Jun 17, 2026 6:26:01 pm PDT #8345 of 8348
Our wings are not tired.

Youngsters!

Hi Epic!!


sj - Jun 17, 2026 7:42:41 pm PDT #8346 of 8348
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hi, Epic! My birthday comes shortly after yours and Teppy’s. I don’t really have any plans this year except maybe to send ltc to her grandparents for the weekend and maybe catch a movie.


erikaj - Jun 18, 2026 11:12:36 am PDT #8347 of 8348
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Happy birthday to all the summer Bitches. I watched Dirty Dancing fir the first time in a while(Because Mrs. Maisel sort of ended up at her own Kellerman's--so I sort of had a theme night. ) I have to say that going to the theater to see that with me was one of the few times my dad was bigger than his stipulated slot on the...jagoff spectrum.(I mean, he doesn't get all the points, because he didn't have to, you know, *find it* for me in the way guys here share stuff with their loved ones, it was a huge monster hit.) But it can't have been easy being so emotionally closed off and looking at Baby Houseman's O-face. Also, of course, there's lots of father/daughter drama in that movie that that last scene works too hard to "officially" undo.(I don't know that this is true, at all, but I could picture that, at one time, there was kind of a gentle, subtle scene there that, more or less let us know that Baby and Dr. H were gonna be okay, eventually. Maybe in one draft, they just hugged or something. ) But some executive worried that we wouldn't understand that so they went with "It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense."


meara - Jun 18, 2026 4:40:09 pm PDT #8348 of 8348

Hi Epic! Shocking how we all remain youthful and cool even while people have small tiny children that are somehow college graduates and shit.


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