Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Karl - Dec 31, 2025 9:35:10 am PST #8286 of 8287
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

This feels like the right place to bring up that both my kids are now publishing fic on AO3.

Two of Us! Two of Us!


erikaj - Dec 31, 2025 10:13:24 am PST #8287 of 8287
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Cool, I guess, although I do agree that that makes me feel like we've been sitting here *forever* and I'm not sure I like that part. (another challenge of the vampiric experience I hadn't considered before this)


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