Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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askye - Sep 01, 2025 7:38:16 pm PDT #8249 of 8252
Thrive to spite them

And I have the worst cramps I've had in decades. Nothing seems to help and right now I feel like I have stabbing pains. And I want to die. Luckily I have tomorrow off and I can stay curled up with this weighted cat shaped heating pad I have


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2025 7:18:14 am PDT #8250 of 8252
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I went nine months then got it.

Then I went thirteen months and got it.

In both instances, there was the faint possibility I would get laid and I feel this somehow rallied the Hormone Troops... "Alright, boys*, I know its been a while but we got ONE EGG left in storage! Its dusty and dented, but boy-howdy I think it can work! We're going over the top with this bastard! We're going to ruin Trudy's weekend and or/create an actual bastard! Whaddaya say, boys*? WHOO AHHHH

(*no woman would do this to me)


erikaj - Sep 02, 2025 10:58:52 am PDT #8251 of 8252
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish that, whenever it stops, whether that one in April was it or not(Very little about my life has been that...uncomplicated, but maybe I'm due, right?) that I felt like it would reduce my bodily-embarrassment level by more than say 10%. I doubt that being period-free will even do that, much less that whole Margaret Mead post-menopausal zest thing that gives you all these new passions and energy. But maybe I'm just confused from having the world's longest retirement.


askye - Sep 04, 2025 10:09:47 am PDT #8252 of 8252
Thrive to spite them

I have had the worst cramps as well. Dull pain in my lower back alternating with sharp stabbing pains along my front. And then just ugh. M kept asking me if took any meds . Yes I did. They really didn't help. And he was like "maybe if you get up and move around "

The only thing that helped was my kitty cat weighed heating pad thing.

My flow is really heavy and I'm just over all of this.


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