Just got into a discussion about the First Amendment that helps me understand why moms of preschoolers get so fed up."Ok," this guy says, like he's got a real toughie for me, "What if, as a statement, a businessman didn't put a ramp on his business...would that be okay with you?" I can almost see him expecting me to be all flummoxed, but the truth is the *statement* bit would be the only novel thing about that. The only thing different between this and talking to a little kid is that nobody said "Because why?"
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jul 22, 2018 10:46:17 am PDT #4140 of 8316
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 10:54:21 am PDT #4141 of 8316
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I go to see a new therapist tomorrow. I don't wanna. My sad lazy cocoon protects me!
Jessica - Jul 24, 2018 11:03:58 am PDT #4142 of 8316
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My sad lazy cocoon protects me!
Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!
DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 11:23:33 am PDT #4143 of 8316
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!
Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist. I know I would enjoy one. Though I would hope it was merely a bit melancholy.
Shir - Jul 24, 2018 11:29:23 am PDT #4144 of 8316
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I go to see a new therapist tomorrow. I don't wanna. My sad lazy cocoon protects me!
Go you! All the ~ma and power to you.
... And yeah, my brain also went for racoon.
Tom Scola - Jul 24, 2018 11:34:19 am PDT #4145 of 8316
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
Laura - Jul 24, 2018 11:35:40 am PDT #4146 of 8316
Our wings are not tired.
I hope it is a good fit, Nora.
Steph L. - Jul 24, 2018 12:17:13 pm PDT #4147 of 8316
That which does not kill you should RUN
Good luck, Nora. I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon) clicks with you and can offer some help.
Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8316
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)
Dr Raccoon, MD.
DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8316
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dr Raccoon, MD.
...vs. the Brain Weasels!