Wesley: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war. Fred: but you hated her…didn't you? Wesley: It's not always about holding hands.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8316
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)

Dr Raccoon, MD.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8316
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8316
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8316
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."


Toddson - Jul 25, 2018 9:24:02 am PDT #4152 of 8316
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Then eat them?


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8316
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Then eat them."


Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8316
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.

Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?


Dana - Jul 25, 2018 10:53:31 am PDT #4155 of 8316
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Dr. Raccoon, MD and Raccoon Ninja.


Pix - Jul 25, 2018 12:01:53 pm PDT #4156 of 8316
The status is NOT quo.

I love you people.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2018 8:35:50 am PDT #4157 of 8316
That which does not kill you should RUN

Speaking of raccoon therapy, woooooooooooo does it SUCK. My stomach actually hurts today, and it didn't hurt before therapy. (My raccoon therapist says that's actually a good sign, because it means I'm processing emotions. Except processing emotions is BULLSHIT.) (And so are my parents.)

Man, I have a hard time getting work done on Thurdsays after therapy. But I have a pile of it. All I really want to do is eat those popsicles in a tube and watch Leverage. But I have no popsicles and really have to do some work so I can earn money to BUY the popsicles.