On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2015 2:11:32 pm PST #9527 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My little cousin's play was a 45 minute version of The Jungle Book. The director of the local theater really goes back and forth on timing -- apparently the show we didn't go to last year was like 3 hours long! So that was fun enough, and then my mother took me out to dinner.


Burrell - Nov 21, 2015 2:43:11 pm PST #9528 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I tend to think shorter is better when it comes to children's theater, but it suddenly occurs to me that perhaps this wasn't children's theater, just theater with child actors in it.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2015 3:09:51 pm PST #9529 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, this was fully children's theater.


Hil R. - Nov 21, 2015 3:30:00 pm PST #9530 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

When I was in high school, I helped out with the little kids' shows at the youth theatre group I was in, and I can't imagine keeping little kids on track for a three-hour show.


Hil R. - Nov 21, 2015 3:32:56 pm PST #9531 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just saw someone invoke Jonathan Pollard in an attempt to show that the US was right in not taking in Jewish refugees during WWII, because Jews are, in fact, dangerous.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2015 3:37:47 pm PST #9532 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I was in high school, I helped out with the little kids' shows at the youth theatre group I was in, and I can't imagine keeping little kids on track for a three-hour show.

Apparently it was a cast of thousands rotating in and out. In this case, it was a cast of 9 playing a million parts, so there was a lot of pausing for costume changes.

What's hilarious is, my little cousin LOVES it, and has zero stage presence and doesn't seem to be enjoying herself on stage at all.


Dana - Nov 21, 2015 5:18:26 pm PST #9533 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, thank god, Vitter didn't win the Louisiana governor's race.


meara - Nov 21, 2015 5:28:48 pm PST #9534 of 30003

Wait, the DIAPER guy was a threat?? Dear lord.

In separate news, I am being driven utterly insane by the smoke alarms in my house. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

A friend is on his way and I am praying he will be able to stop the madness.


Hil R. - Nov 21, 2015 5:48:05 pm PST #9535 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm hungry and everything hurts and I think there should be ice cream delivery.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 21, 2015 6:09:56 pm PST #9536 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wait, the DIAPER guy was a threat?? Dear lord.

Up until a couple months ago he looked like an inevitable lock for the position. Craziness!