Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Nov 20, 2015 9:38:19 am PST #9465 of 30003

Buffistas need to write and illustrate "Are You My Chicken?" and "Do I Have Your Ducks?" so I can buy them for my nieces.

Essential books for the modern hipster child!


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2015 9:42:53 am PST #9466 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Birds are hilarious. (Except turkeys.)

I don't know; I think if some turkeys showed up in my front yard, it would be comedy gold.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 20, 2015 9:45:52 am PST #9467 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

They were pretty funny on West Wing!


Dana - Nov 20, 2015 9:52:54 am PST #9468 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And the frozen one on Sports Night.


Tom Scola - Nov 20, 2015 9:54:04 am PST #9469 of 30003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Nothing is more funny than the turkeys on WKRP.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2015 9:57:14 am PST #9470 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Nothing is more funny than the turkeys on WKRP.

TRUTH.


-t - Nov 20, 2015 10:02:57 am PST #9471 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I haven't seen our parking lot turkeys in a little while, but they were sometimes pretty funny.

Turkey vultures, now, they are all serious business.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2015 10:27:25 am PST #9472 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, dead turkeys are funny. I have had to walk by live turkeys, and I am not that big on it! They always feel like they could attack at any minute. Unless they are really into reading: [link]


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2015 11:18:57 am PST #9473 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I approve of the reading turkey.


JZ - Nov 20, 2015 11:22:29 am PST #9474 of 30003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks for the good wishes, Buffistas all. I'm slowly beginning to remember what I had forgotten about the immediate wake of ita's death: for some deaths, there's almost no point in heading back to the office and trying to reestablish your routine; all you want to do is sit in front of the screen refreshing the sites they used to visit over and over, watching as new people trickle in and post all the old photos and yearbook pages and news clippings they haven't looked at in years. And various people who haven't talked regularly in ages are IM'ing and calling each other daily now, and we're all saying "I love you" an embarrassing amount.

I am completely, utterly cheating my employer by being here at all (I mean, not really, because I'm fast enough to still get the bare minimum done with the bare minimum of competency even when I'm operating on 25% brain power and 75% caffeine and since nobody else can do most of this it's either 25% me or zero, but it feels like a cheat).