Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2015 9:11:22 am PST #9459 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was woken by my neighbor's rooster.

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh!

Also: My coworker just told me a story about someone asking if a random chicken walking nearby was her chicken, and that ALSO made me laugh!


-t - Nov 20, 2015 9:18:55 am PST #9460 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a children's book. Are You My Chicken?


-t - Nov 20, 2015 9:19:20 am PST #9461 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Our power has been confirmed as restored, btw, so I have no more excuses for not working, alas.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2015 9:23:09 am PST #9462 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My coworker just told me a story about someone asking if a random chicken walking nearby was her chicken

Someone posted a picture of ducks on a sidewalk on our neighborhood bulletin board with the subject line "Do I Have Your Ducks?" (They had apparently wandered away, as they are wont to do, and liked the person's yard.)


Jesse - Nov 20, 2015 9:29:37 am PST #9463 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Birds are hilarious. (Except turkeys.)


shrift - Nov 20, 2015 9:35:39 am PST #9464 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Buffistas need to write and illustrate "Are You My Chicken?" and "Do I Have Your Ducks?" so I can buy them for my nieces.

I had chilaquiles for breakfast this morning. It was delicious.


meara - Nov 20, 2015 9:38:19 am PST #9465 of 30003

Buffistas need to write and illustrate "Are You My Chicken?" and "Do I Have Your Ducks?" so I can buy them for my nieces.

Essential books for the modern hipster child!


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2015 9:42:53 am PST #9466 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Birds are hilarious. (Except turkeys.)

I don't know; I think if some turkeys showed up in my front yard, it would be comedy gold.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 20, 2015 9:45:52 am PST #9467 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

They were pretty funny on West Wing!


Dana - Nov 20, 2015 9:52:54 am PST #9468 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And the frozen one on Sports Night.