Stay out of the Conservatory, Gud.
I'm sorry, brenda. That's awful.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Nov 19, 2015 7:29:07 am PST #9381 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maria - Nov 19, 2015 7:35:33 am PST #9382 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
brenda, I'm sorry about both your uncle and the work drama. I wish you strength and all of the ~ma you need.
Ginger - Nov 19, 2015 7:50:31 am PST #9383 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Welcome to the world, Alexandra Dorothea!
Kate P. - Nov 19, 2015 7:52:31 am PST #9384 of 30003
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Hooray baby! And congratulations to Juliana and M!
Nora Deirdre - Nov 19, 2015 7:59:40 am PST #9385 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"We're going to get shitfaced when you finally come out of the closet. It will be a grand celebration of humanity."
LOLLLLLL
Connie, I read an article online saying why it's not cool to spook your cats with cucumbers and I thought of you and now I feel really bad about thinking it was funny. (and experimenting on my cats - happily they were just like, whut. You are weird, human.) Anyway, I nearly worked myself into tears about it last night so I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.
-t - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:26 am PST #9386 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I ran out of cold medicine and my last dose wore off about an hour ago. I guess it was working. My humours are all out of balance.
Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:49 am PST #9387 of 30003
brillig
I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.
Go forth and annoy your cats no more. Which I know is impossible, but what can you do. I get the housemate's cat going "Why are you wearing that CPAP mask! I want to lay on your fa-a-ace! All right, I'll chew on your fingers instead."
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2015 8:20:05 am PST #9388 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
My humours are all out of balance.
There's nothing worse than when you have more black bile than spleen.
Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:21:03 am PST #9389 of 30003
brillig
Lean a little to the right, it might help.
smonster - Nov 19, 2015 8:36:23 am PST #9390 of 30003
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have the following things to say:
1) Congrats to Juliana and M! Welcome, Peanut.
2) I stinking love you people. Smart, funny people. Yes.
3) Hibernation brain is fully upon me, where all I want to do is sleep and eat. Why can't those be the things that are good for me and earn me money? Why do I have to work and exercise and eat healthy and stuff? Whyyyyyyyy?
That's enough numbers. brenda, I'm so sorry. I have an uncle who has serious heart problems because of Agent Orange. The ill effects of war go on forever, it seems.