You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Nov 19, 2015 7:35:33 am PST #9382 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

brenda, I'm sorry about both your uncle and the work drama. I wish you strength and all of the ~ma you need.


Ginger - Nov 19, 2015 7:50:31 am PST #9383 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Welcome to the world, Alexandra Dorothea!


Kate P. - Nov 19, 2015 7:52:31 am PST #9384 of 30003
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Hooray baby! And congratulations to Juliana and M!


Nora Deirdre - Nov 19, 2015 7:59:40 am PST #9385 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"We're going to get shitfaced when you finally come out of the closet. It will be a grand celebration of humanity."

LOLLLLLL

Connie, I read an article online saying why it's not cool to spook your cats with cucumbers and I thought of you and now I feel really bad about thinking it was funny. (and experimenting on my cats - happily they were just like, whut. You are weird, human.) Anyway, I nearly worked myself into tears about it last night so I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.


-t - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:26 am PST #9386 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I ran out of cold medicine and my last dose wore off about an hour ago. I guess it was working. My humours are all out of balance.


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:49 am PST #9387 of 30003
brillig

I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.

Go forth and annoy your cats no more. Which I know is impossible, but what can you do. I get the housemate's cat going "Why are you wearing that CPAP mask! I want to lay on your fa-a-ace! All right, I'll chew on your fingers instead."


Steph L. - Nov 19, 2015 8:20:05 am PST #9388 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My humours are all out of balance.

There's nothing worse than when you have more black bile than spleen.


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:21:03 am PST #9389 of 30003
brillig

Lean a little to the right, it might help.


smonster - Nov 19, 2015 8:36:23 am PST #9390 of 30003
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have the following things to say:

1) Congrats to Juliana and M! Welcome, Peanut.

2) I stinking love you people. Smart, funny people. Yes.

3) Hibernation brain is fully upon me, where all I want to do is sleep and eat. Why can't those be the things that are good for me and earn me money? Why do I have to work and exercise and eat healthy and stuff? Whyyyyyyyy?

That's enough numbers. brenda, I'm so sorry. I have an uncle who has serious heart problems because of Agent Orange. The ill effects of war go on forever, it seems.


meara - Nov 19, 2015 8:38:34 am PST #9391 of 30003

Why do I have to work and exercise and eat healthy and stuff? Whyyyyyyyy?

YES. And why do I not just want to eat healthy? Why do I go "mmmm" to all the things that are not healthy?? Other than maybe clementines, which I could eat my body weight in.

And, I just worked out with a trainer, and "Bulgarian split squats" are about as evil as they sound. I wonder if they're named just to sound evil. They're probably not Bulgarian at all. Someone just came up with that shit during the cold war to torture folks in gyms.