Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 09, 2016 7:39:46 am PST #17123 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My new coasters for my oddly nice work desk arrived, so there's that.

WANT.

I referred to myself as an infectious cloud in the email I just sent indicating that I thought it best that I work from home while I'm a coughing, sneezing, and congested hot mess.


Jesse - Mar 09, 2016 7:43:21 am PST #17124 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just checked, and I'm pretty sure my tape dispenser would be the best thing for bludgeoning on my desk.

Update: Maybe it's less my job trying to kill me and more my uterus? Although the fuckery is real.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 09, 2016 7:46:47 am PST #17125 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If memory serves, ostriches are one of very few animals that can outdo human beings at long distance running as well as in sprints.


Liese S. - Mar 09, 2016 8:01:11 am PST #17126 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, Dana, I'm sorry.

Good luck, sara.

Yeah, flea, that's starting to sound like bullet dodged, I'd say.


Strix - Mar 09, 2016 8:01:51 am PST #17127 of 30003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Talk to me? I'm having a stupid panic attack -- Dan got me a spring cleaning service for V Day, and I am huddled on the porch chair, shaking, after having a meltdown before they came. Because I didn't have the spoons to do more than get off the floors before they came.


Liese S. - Mar 09, 2016 8:03:19 am PST #17128 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Aww, Strix, it's ok. Breathe. It's totally understandable how you feel, but you didn't need to do anything. They're a cleaning service. Trust me, they've seen worse. That's their job.


Zenkitty - Mar 09, 2016 8:07:36 am PST #17129 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Maria, that's an interesting article. I'm sharing it with my other teacher friends.

flea, that sounds like a major red flag to me. I'd bail.

-t, it's heartening to me to know that my company is not the only one pulling shenanigans.

I despair at the thought of dealing with this corporate BS for another 10-12-15 years. This morning's meeting left me exhausted just thinking about what's planned for this year.


Zenkitty - Mar 09, 2016 8:08:43 am PST #17130 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What Liese said, Strix! It's okay. I totally feel your meltdown though.


sj - Mar 09, 2016 8:10:26 am PST #17131 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Strix, I completely understand that feeling, and that's why I've avoided looking into a cleaning service even though we really need one, but I'm sure Liese's right and they've seen worse and regardless they're getting paid.


Liese S. - Mar 09, 2016 8:13:28 am PST #17132 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

We put a lot of value judgement on housekeeping and it honestly doesn't belong there. We live in a complex world. We are not 1950's housewives whose role is tied up in our ability to set a neat table. There is a lot of living going on, and if that means our houses get messy, then so be it.

I only know this because I do a lot of beating myself up for the state of my living. In fact, today I'm planning on doing a bunch of catch-up housecleaning. But my value as a human being does not diminish because I've been unable to keep up with it in the recent past. I am valuable *because* I am a human being. And so are you.