my tape dispenser is a C15, probably not suitable for bludgeoning.
A Swingline 747 stapler also works well. I have a bright red one on my desk.
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
Willow ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 09, 2016 7:12:19 am PST #17119 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping
Sophia Brooks - Mar 09, 2016 7:12:41 am PST #17120 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
If you feel like some good weepiness, check out this story about a shelter dog: [link]
I had to stop, because I was crying too much!
-t - Mar 09, 2016 7:15:52 am PST #17121 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My red Swingline is at home, I fear it would walk off if I brought it in to work. I have a small purple one here that probably would not be great for bludgeoning. Pretty light.
flea - Mar 09, 2016 7:32:36 am PST #17122 of 30003
information libertarian
So I emailed my "confusion" to the head of the search committee, who replied that she had stepped down as the head of the search committee (since the phone interview a week ago), and the new head of the search committee is the person who evaded my question during the interview. My email has been forwarded to this new search committee head for comment.
Yeah, that makes me feel better about this job.
shrift - Mar 09, 2016 7:39:46 am PST #17123 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
My new coasters for my oddly nice work desk arrived, so there's that.
WANT.
I referred to myself as an infectious cloud in the email I just sent indicating that I thought it best that I work from home while I'm a coughing, sneezing, and congested hot mess.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2016 7:43:21 am PST #17124 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just checked, and I'm pretty sure my tape dispenser would be the best thing for bludgeoning on my desk.
Update: Maybe it's less my job trying to kill me and more my uterus? Although the fuckery is real.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 09, 2016 7:46:47 am PST #17125 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If memory serves, ostriches are one of very few animals that can outdo human beings at long distance running as well as in sprints.
Liese S. - Mar 09, 2016 8:01:11 am PST #17126 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, Dana, I'm sorry.
Good luck, sara.
Yeah, flea, that's starting to sound like bullet dodged, I'd say.
Strix - Mar 09, 2016 8:01:51 am PST #17127 of 30003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Talk to me? I'm having a stupid panic attack -- Dan got me a spring cleaning service for V Day, and I am huddled on the porch chair, shaking, after having a meltdown before they came. Because I didn't have the spoons to do more than get off the floors before they came.
Liese S. - Mar 09, 2016 8:03:19 am PST #17128 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Aww, Strix, it's ok. Breathe. It's totally understandable how you feel, but you didn't need to do anything. They're a cleaning service. Trust me, they've seen worse. That's their job.