Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Mar 07, 2016 3:06:51 pm PST #16970 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Gud}}} I'm so sorry you're feeling that way. Everyone here has posted so wisely and eloquently, seconding what they said.


sarameg - Mar 07, 2016 3:15:33 pm PST #16971 of 30003

Gud, seconding everyone as well.


meara - Mar 07, 2016 3:37:09 pm PST #16972 of 30003

That's super weird, Andi! Good you got some warning though, I guess.

scuffle ensues and state rep candidate ends up stapled in the forehead from someone's staple gun.

Oh man. That is hardcore. Who cares THAT much about your state rep unless you ARE the state rep?? (I'm assuming the person who did the stapling was not)

My flight landed over an hour late in Dallas. Thank god we have a good amount of layover!!


aurelia - Mar 07, 2016 3:58:52 pm PST #16973 of 30003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've got my sample ballot and as usual, I see that I need to research candidates for the Water Commission and 3 pages of judges. Chicago folks, do you have thoughts on States Attorney?


Jesse - Mar 07, 2016 4:25:53 pm PST #16974 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was having dinner with a coworker, and she used to work for a French organization, so every time she's talking about her boss there, she puts on a French accent. Now I can only think that she sounds like Daveed Diggs as Lafayette!


Steph L. - Mar 07, 2016 4:30:10 pm PST #16975 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ask her to rap!


shrift - Mar 07, 2016 4:37:34 pm PST #16976 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I don't know what to make for dinner.


lisah - Mar 07, 2016 4:38:15 pm PST #16977 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate

Dag, Chicago! I had to share that story with Bob and he was familiar with the accused. A "piece of work."


Consuela - Mar 07, 2016 4:42:04 pm PST #16978 of 30003
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Dinner is triscuits and stinky cheese. Now off to chorus rehearsal. I've missed two weeks, shall be woefully behind...


JZ - Mar 07, 2016 4:54:54 pm PST #16979 of 30003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gud, everything everyone else has said, especially shrift and Tep with the wisdom about how hugely useful therapy could be. And especially especially everything everyone has said about how much more value you have than you see in yourself.

Your parenting, your obvious joy in both your very different but equally marvelous kids, your proud soccer photos and backyard-UFO-building, your history as a gleefully ridiculous couch-flipper, your kindness, your diligence, your conscience, your HAVING WRITTEN A WHOLE GODDAMN NOVEL (that someone else's kid, who wasn't even related to you, gobbled down in a day and loved). The world would be poorer without you, the rest of Cog's story would go untold, your children's lives and hearts would be blasted with grief, we your friends would be wrecked. You matter so, so much.

(As a purely practical mistake-mitigating matter, can you bring yourself to call the credit card company and ask for some kind of fee-waiving or amnesty or something? Or even designate one of us as your proxy and let us call for you, if it's too onerous? You've been managing all these bills for so long, and you have an excellent steady history with all these people. I promise you that everyone has bad days, bad weeks, even bad months, and that I personally have been a far shittier customer than you could ever hope/fear to be, and some phone rep for every single company gave me at least one grace period if I called and asked, and acknowledged that I'd screwed up but explained the steps I was taking to correct it. They're dealing with customers a thousand times shiftier and worse than the overwhelmed guy who mailed a check a day or so late. And, seriously, if you can't bear to do it, pick one of us, and tell us the number to call, and we'll call. Even when we can't bear our own burdens, we can bear each other's.)