I have a half baked fic in the back of my head where Trump's hairpiece is actually an alien life form controlling him. It wants Trump to win so it can get access to alien tech from Area 51 and return to its people. March 2017 Trump will wake up in the Oval Office with no idea how he got there.

That would be a hell of a TV show. "An alien got him elected, but now the alien has left. Can he keep the world from noticing?"

Zen, do you work for Bill and or Ted? Is your work excellent and/or bogus?

Yes, yes, and yes. We are excellent to one another.

That would be a hell of a TV show. "An alien got him elected, but now the alien has left. Can he keep the world from noticing?"

Wacky hijinks ensue!

Oh lord, animals.

One of the cats had a mishap this morning trying to leap onto the kitchen counter via a stack of books and stuff. I assume it was the elderly one, though both of them were caught in the ensuing avalanche.

But also at the bottom of the pile, it turned out, was a little figurine my dad left here that makes this horrid unnatural laughing/squealing sound. Since that was at the very bottom it was sort of muffled and both my sister and I came flying out of our rooms thinking one of the cats was seriously injured and possibly in her death throes.

My poor pup had some surgery on her toe today to remove some kind of growth there. I can't wait to pick her up and get her home!

I keep trolling for info on what happened in the Supreme Court this morning. Someone post something comprehensive or analysis soon!

But also at the bottom of the pile, it turned out, was a little figurine my dad left here that makes this horrid unnatural laughing/squealing sound. Since that was at the very bottom it was sort of muffled and both my sister and I came flying out of our rooms thinking one of the cats was seriously injured and possibly in her death throes

Oh man! That sounds really funny, after the fact.

I heard Jesse Ventura a while ago saying he was going to run on a Libertarian party ticket, which now seems like a great idea?

It seems like any third-party candidate would just serve to split the Republican vote. Which I'm more than okay with.

I suppose if Warren Buffet decided to run it would split the Democrat vote instead, but I think he's way too smart for that.

Bloomberg could take votes from Hilary, I think.

We are excellent to one another.

Always good to hear.

I think I might enjoy a Jesse Ventura/Donald Trump debate. Especially if wrestling broke out.

Bloomberg could take votes from Hilary, I think.

I think he definitely could, people see him as a moderate. And a lot of people hate Hilary.