I've never seriously considered getting a tattoo, but this one makes me wonder: [link]

Oh, that is beautiful .

It is beautiful, and also makes me nauseated.

Also, Cute Overload just closed. I haz a sad. I don't know where to get cute anymore.

Today is ON NOTICE. I woke up 30 minutes late. We had surprise snow of a couple of inches so the roads were horrible, traffic was crap, and there were 2 accidents on the way to the airport. I parked in the garage cause I didn't have time to do the offsite parking. The security line was crazy long. Half way through I realized I left my phone on the front seat of my car, but the flight was due to leave in 20 minutes, so no time to run back to the car. Oh, and the only inhaler I have with my is down to the last 15 puffs, so I have to conserve. Got through security, hot footed it as best as I could to the gate, which is deserted except for one employee who greets me by name and waves me down the jetway where another employee also greets me by name. The flight attendant found me room in the overhead near my seat, I have no idea how he worked his magic as I was the last person to board.

Get to Salt Lake and I should be able to put the earlier shit show behind me right? I grab a latte and pastry for breakfast before heading to my rental car. Where I trip, spilling the latte everywhere, including on my one coat. I skinned up a knee but was otherwise ok. Not one person came to my aid and there were plenty of people around who could have. I finally got in my car and realize I don't know how to get to the office, I've always used Google Maps on my phone. Somehow I got here without any wayward turns. Not sure how that happened, but I'll take it. I know how to get to my hotel and various restaurants, so I'll just need to print out the return trip to the airport for tomorrow.

I'm in the office, my knee is throbbing, my shoes have decided to be uncomfortable instead of my reliable travel shoes. The only other pair I brought with me are flip flops in case I decide to get a pedicure (oh hell yes, I need the pampering today). And now I have back to back meetings from 11am through 4pm. Meetings I am leading and have to be ON for.

Oh, dear, Suzi. I'm sorry.

Yikes, Suzi. You're not just having a day; it's like three of them ganged up and jumped you! I hope now that you're in the office and doing the job you know how to do (even with achy knee), it's smooth sailing from here.

Suzi, you officially are having a worse Tuesday than I am. I'm cold, wet, and angry because I spent 90 minutes standing outside in the rain waiting for a shuttle, but I'm not bleeding and I have my phone, so I guess I'm all right.

Ugh, Suzi, that is super irritating and vexing.

Also, Cute Overload just closed. I haz a sad. I don't know where to get cute anymore.

Oh noooooo. I mean, it's not a huge surprise, given the weirdness in November, but noooooo.

Sophia, have you seen this?

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