I apologize for laughing, Zen. So not funny.

My job would be great if everyone weren't insane.

We get product leftover from the outlet sale. This year, a three-piece serveware set for everyone. Last year, asparagus steamer. Whatever there's a lot of. It's more a gift from the Department Director than a bonus, but that's about as close as it gets.

The only place I've gotten something called a Christmas bonus was Adventure Sports where the owner liked to personally hand us a check on Christmas Eve. Which was a little odd for me just because it isn't something I'm used to, but kinda felt right because it was retail and we all worked really hard in December.

We get our little bonuses in April, after the big meeting where they tell us how great the company's doing. We've got millions of dollars! Here, have somewhat less than your mortgage payment! Great job, you're our most important asset, whatever your name is, there. Remember we could fire you and replace you with a twenty-something at less than half your salary. Here's some more work. Smile!

I miss bonuses. And sick days. And paid time off. And decent benefits.

The thing is, when I was last contracting (at the Empire), I at least had a few holidays that were paid (if I worked the day before), and there was some sort of half-assed vacation money earning thing (that amounted to being able to at least take a day or two off without losing money).

This? Nothing. Occasional furlough days, though! Whee!

Yes, I'm having a Career Funk period where I'm resigned to being underemployed forever at this point.

My first request today involved a bad cite to the Federalist papers, and now I feel the need to listen to Hamilton.

Luckily I can do that.

Yay to bonuses and raises. Boo to companies who don't appreciate their employees.

{{{hugs and hairpats}}} to those having awkward family time.

My lungs are doing better today but man, I hate taking steroids.

Yay Hamilton (I haven't even listened to it, but just being exposed to the squee has made me quite fond of it)

I don't think we get any kind of bonus, although the company has not done well since I was hired (it's not my fault! It's totally a coincidence!) so maybe someday we will.

Yes, I'm having a Career Funk period where I'm resigned to being underemployed forever at this point.

Yeah, I have basically accepted that. It's not great, especially as I will be paying off student loans forever, but it took some pressure off me. Not that you should - you are way more hirable than I am from what I can tell through the internets.

I've really got to figure out how to drive 4-wheel drive. I started sliding on the freeway, but thankfully I was in the lane next to the shoulder, and then getting up the hill to work involved working around a stranded semi that was halfway up, and I nearly didn't make it. Half the department was standing at the office windows debating if individual cars would make it. At one point, there were two semis stranded at the foot of the hill at the major intersection. Then the salt truck/snow plow almost bogged out on the slush, but he finally got through.

Thank all the gods the sun is now out, evaporating everything. And there wasn't a lot of snow, it was just slush and a steep slope.

Yikes! If the snow plow has trouble, that must be pretty bad.