Tommyrot, I suggest the hard catnip balls. Same reaction from the cat but less mess and they last longer.

Ah ha ha, just got a letter from my insurance plan that my therapist, as of Nov. 11, is no longer in their network.

Dana, your insurance plan gives crappy holiday gifts.

I just made my parents choose their Christmas gift (symphony tickets, they chose the concert) and with that my shopping is done!

Just like my last staycation, I'm getting sick.

I'm fighting a cold. Not okay, body!

I took extra vitamin C and used the neti pot and ate chocolate (that last part is courtesy of Tim, who 100% believes that if you feel an illness coming on, you should eat chocolate and it will prevent it; he never gets sick, so maybe he's right).

And now I'm going to bed, hoping to sleep it off.

I'm hoping that it may just be as a result of her office changing locations. I will text her tomorrow.

who 100% believes that if you feel an illness coming on, you should eat chocolate and it will prevent it

he may have a point, I mean, it works for dementors...

I am going crazy trying to get everything done. I have decided that my big take away lesson from Tai Chi so far is: don't push so hard. This holiday season has of course reinforced how hard it is for me to learn that one.

Also, unrelatedly, I got new glasses and I love them, but there may be a problem with the progressive lenses. I think the reading part may be overcorrected, but I think I should try them out for a few days to make sure before I bring them in to get them fixed.

Skipping to post breaking news for Clown Bible followers:

The following item was discovered in a cemetery in Jerusalem: [link] (link in Hebrew for the pictures, could not find a link in English).

The police and Israel Antiquities Authority are asking for the public's assistance on this.

When should I let them know about the clown bible thing...?

After working for a over a year at Lowe's I finally have a red vest. Still don't have an ID badge yet. I also turned on my corporate laptop for the 2nd time ever, but it couldn't connect to the corporate network so it is dead to me once again.

Also, I saw the trailer for Whisky Tango Foxtrot and it made me want to see the movie, but now I keep getting that exs and ohs song in my head something I now entirely blame on Tina Fey. I also saw the trailer for The Big Short and I want to see it too. I read the book and was pretty shocked that it actually got made into a movie. I have a secret hope that the movie will raise awareness of some of the hijinks that happened leading up to the great recession and maybe something happening to fix at least the, you know, outright fraud. Similar secret hopes are world peace, faster than light travel, and an affordable rocket boot.

So my best junk mail this morning is an invitation from 420 Matcher looking to hook me up with another cannabis loving soulmate or some such. Okay.

Just what you need, Laura!

I can't find my employee badge, and just yesterday our Safety guy sent out a "don't let people shirttail you inside, even if you know them" email (there was an incident with a random naked guy outside yesterday morning - he didn't try to get inside and he seemed pretty docile, really, but triggered the restatement of official policy, I guess). Fortunately my one coworker did not take that to heart and let me in. Whew!