It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 02, 2015 8:04:30 am PST #10183 of 30003

Labyrinthitis sounds like it ought to be super cool. But I'm guessing that's a no.

I need to finish packing and cleaning and go to the airport. Bleh.


Jesse - Dec 02, 2015 8:22:23 am PST #10184 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Labyrinthitis sounds like it ought to be super cool. But I'm guessing that's a no.

It's not like this at all! [link]


Hil R. - Dec 02, 2015 8:23:57 am PST #10185 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, this was stupid. Yesterday, I called the car repair place about making an appointment for a new tire. The person told me that I needed to know what kind of tires I currently have on my car. I didn't know, and I was in the office and couldn't go look at the car, so I said I'd call back. I got home, wrote down all the names and numbers from the tire, and called back, but they'd already closed for the day. So I put the paper with the tire information into my bag, and I'm at work now and have a few free minutes, so I called again. This time, they didn't even ask about what kind of tire I had. So it just took me 24 hours to make an appointment, for no reason.


-t - Dec 02, 2015 8:27:31 am PST #10186 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aggravating, Hil! But yay appointment?

Coffee and donuts courtesy of the radio station that covers the outlet sale every year. Nice!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2015 9:35:37 am PST #10187 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I just avoided being Little Drummer Boy'ed by the narrowest of margins while running errands on my lunch break. I dialed to a station where the announcer said "Coming up next, Vanessa Williams with "Do You Hear What—" before I could hit the scan button.


shrift - Dec 02, 2015 10:07:32 am PST #10188 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I lost the LDB game HARD in the last week because my mom listens to nothing but an all-Christmas radio channel during the holidays. I don't even remember how many versions of it I heard.


tommyrot - Dec 02, 2015 10:14:54 am PST #10189 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm hoping to win the LDB game by doing all my xmas shopping online.


Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2015 10:16:25 am PST #10190 of 30003
brillig

It's a lower circle of hell walking into stores this time of year, and not just because of LBD. So many horrible versions of these songs.


Steph L. - Dec 02, 2015 10:19:19 am PST #10191 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I lost the LDB game *last* year to a weird-ass calypso version in the mall. Not a bad way to lose. At least it was different.


flea - Dec 02, 2015 10:28:16 am PST #10192 of 30003
information libertarian

I am happy to report that today I have not dealt with either public masturbation at my workplace or my child typing obscenities into powerpoint presentations at school!

Also, I ate Graeter's ice cream for "lunch."