I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 22, 2013 7:09:38 am PDT #15687 of 30001

In typical ham-handed fashion, my pay-check-payer 'required' attendance on a conference call, however provided an insufficient number of spaces, or whatever you call them.

It's about a reorg in which they clearly have no fucking clue what they are doing.

As demonstrated.


Jessica - Mar 22, 2013 7:13:17 am PDT #15688 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

my boss just told me he was in seventh grade in 2001.

Whippersnapper!


Jesse - Mar 22, 2013 7:18:19 am PDT #15689 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

To Amy and sarameg, I can only offer a hearty "yikes."


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2013 7:18:27 am PDT #15690 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

his instinct is to point out the things he doesn't like about the piece of art in question

Best Validation Ever.

I mean, clearly he's emulatable...


meara - Mar 22, 2013 7:24:08 am PDT #15691 of 30001

2001?!? Good god. Does that make him old enough to have graduated high school? Kids these days. :)

It is SNOWING in Seattle. Mind you it's not sticking, but STILL. WTF. We hardly get snow, why is it doing it in late March??


Amy - Mar 22, 2013 7:24:24 am PDT #15692 of 30001
Because books.

Yikes doesn't even cover it.

Not that it matters! I am young at heart! Or something.


Consuela - Mar 22, 2013 7:36:22 am PDT #15693 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Argh. So Dad called at 11PM last night, and basically he can't do this anymore. He can't be Mom's full-time caregiver; for one thing, she really can't walk at all, and must be muscled into the bathroom and to bed by two strong staff-members.

So I'm going over there this afternoon for a meeting to figure out what to do. We might end up separating them, I think...


Amy - Mar 22, 2013 7:46:52 am PDT #15694 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, Consuela. That's rough.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2013 7:50:56 am PDT #15695 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Consuela, when they moved, was the idea that your dad would still be her full-time caregiver? Or that the staff would take over the difficult, physical things like getting her in the bathroom and into bed?

If it's the latter, is the problem that your dad still thinks that he *should* be doing all that?


Jesse - Mar 22, 2013 7:54:31 am PDT #15696 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's so hard, Consuela. The mobility decline seems like it was fast -- has she been thoroughly examined to try to figure out what caused it?