Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Mar 22, 2013 6:31:36 am PDT #15683 of 30001
Because books.

God, I didn't need to know that site had socks and jewelry and handbags, too.

Our pillows are old, so they've gotten thinner. My parents have some that are so plump, I can't sleep with two of them.

When I was pregnant, I had to have a pillow between my legs, too.


Amy - Mar 22, 2013 7:05:35 am PDT #15684 of 30001
Because books.

In other news, my boss just told me he was in seventh grade in 2001. Wow.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2013 7:06:53 am PDT #15685 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Man, I was all Fuck Yeah New Pope!

Well, he IS probably a non-native English speaker, so you never know.


Atropa - Mar 22, 2013 7:07:51 am PDT #15686 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I have an ask and a say for your adorable husband (he doesn't lurk, right--you'll paraphrase to make me look better, because I can't resist that temptation for shit...anyway).

He usually says "Thank you" while looking a smidge uncomfortable, because his instinct is to point out the things he doesn't like about the piece of art in question. Because he's a doofus.

Sleeping: some sort of pjs (white cotton Victorian-esque nightgowns for the win!), top sheet, LOTS of blankets. I really like the weight of lots of blankets. And sometimes socks and armwarmers, because our bedroom has no insulation and is like an icebox in the winter.


sarameg - Mar 22, 2013 7:09:38 am PDT #15687 of 30001

In typical ham-handed fashion, my pay-check-payer 'required' attendance on a conference call, however provided an insufficient number of spaces, or whatever you call them.

It's about a reorg in which they clearly have no fucking clue what they are doing.

As demonstrated.


Jessica - Mar 22, 2013 7:13:17 am PDT #15688 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

my boss just told me he was in seventh grade in 2001.

Whippersnapper!


Jesse - Mar 22, 2013 7:18:19 am PDT #15689 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

To Amy and sarameg, I can only offer a hearty "yikes."


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2013 7:18:27 am PDT #15690 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

his instinct is to point out the things he doesn't like about the piece of art in question

Best Validation Ever.

I mean, clearly he's emulatable...


meara - Mar 22, 2013 7:24:08 am PDT #15691 of 30001

2001?!? Good god. Does that make him old enough to have graduated high school? Kids these days. :)

It is SNOWING in Seattle. Mind you it's not sticking, but STILL. WTF. We hardly get snow, why is it doing it in late March??


Amy - Mar 22, 2013 7:24:24 am PDT #15692 of 30001
Because books.

Yikes doesn't even cover it.

Not that it matters! I am young at heart! Or something.