Oh my god, I would shank a dude for this.

Organic beef, toasted brioche bun, your choice of Brie or bleu cheese, and bacon jam, served with fries or mixed greens. Also known as lunch on Tuesday.

Bacon jam.

The only thing better would be if Christopher Lee was involved somehow.

Noooooo. The only thinkg better would be if I was involved somehow that involves a giant white dress.

Oh my god, I would shank a dude for this.

Organic beef, toasted brioche bun, your choice of Brie or bleu cheese, and bacon jam, served with fries or mixed greens. Also known as lunch on Tuesday.

Daaaang. I would stone cold shank the Queen of England for this.

Thinking of Louis CK and"I hate you too, you little shit." Back from dental cleaning. Don't think new hygenist did as good of a job as the scary Russian, but my mouth feels less assaulted(Not completely not assaulted, mind you) Am wondering how many meals I'd be willing to skip per month to get "see ya in six months," instead of "Gee, wish you could come in sooner." cause I'm seriously Over It.

Jilli, why should "goth" not be in the Etsy goth tag?

Hey, see I can exercise judgement about what I say where.

I pushed back on the bitchy developer and asked her to take some initiative in the solution instead of complaining she didn't like the (my) requirements. There's a difference between missing and omitted. I guess some people do need to know the page was deliberately left blank.

strokes being detected by the patient's jumbled text messages.

I once responded to a FB post by asking if the poster was having a stroke. I'm still not convinced that he wasn't. That post was word soup. There was just enough context to kind of get what he was trying to say, but no logic to the order of the words. He posted again later saying that he had been out on a long walk and the sun must've gotten to him.

I think there should be food trucks like ice cream trucks that drive around neighborhoods playing an annoying tune.

I would totally chase a really good taco truck down the street. In fuzzy bunny slippers and sweatpants while the streetview car was watching, if that turned out to be part of the scene.

Jilli, why should "goth" not be in the Etsy goth tag?

Yeah, I realized I wasn't clear about that. "goth" should be in the Etsy goth tag, but you get extra points if it's stacked with any of the other keywords. Like the lace dress I found that was tagged with "goth", "steampunk", "grunge", "boho", "gypsy", "metal", "festival", and "chic".

Today has sucked in ways that are spelled with the letters i, r, and s. I can't even.

I may eat cake until I pass out.