Oof. Not good.
The housetraining is the least of it, frankly.
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Mar 11, 2013 1:32:49 pm PDT #14419 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Consuela - Mar 11, 2013 1:34:06 pm PDT #14420 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
They are already talking about a bark collar
Seriously? Bark collars are for when nothing else works, not the first thing out the gate! Have they even tried to train it? Oh, wait, no, because they just got the puppy.
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 1:35:32 pm PDT #14421 of 30001
Because books.
Yeah, Ulta has its limits. Which, frankly, is probably better for my budget, but still. Sephora is like Candyland.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 1:58:11 pm PDT #14422 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I splurged on a gift for myself and bought this watch. I've had so much trouble with regular watches giving me rashes, I'm hoping this one will work.
Oh that's cool! When I wear metal watches, the metal gets corroded, because (I assume) I am a supervillain whose power is acidic sweat. I bet I could wear a wooden watch.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2013 2:02:56 pm PDT #14423 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I bet I could wear a wooden watch.
Pretty sure acid still eats through wood. Don't you also have the magic power to turn fancy perfume into the scent of Playdoh?
What are you made of anyway?!
Atropa - Mar 11, 2013 2:09:13 pm PDT #14424 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
headdesk
The person who was supposed to hit the button to get my expense report paid forgot to, whoops! So that's been bounced back to me. And one of the writers I do editing work for just realized that she forgot to tell me about a bunch of topics that need editing for the Q1 content refresh!
Why don't I have a flask on my desk? And why can't I set co-workers on fire?
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 2:11:02 pm PDT #14425 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Pretty sure acid still eats through wood. Don't you also have the magic power to turn fancy perfume into the scent of Playdoh?
What are you made of anyway?!
Only BPAL scents turn to Playdoh on me. Other fancier scents stay the way they should.
But it does still raise the valid question of what the hell I'm made of, and I can only conclude that the answer is: ACID.
billytea - Mar 11, 2013 2:12:58 pm PDT #14426 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Why don't I have a flask on my desk? And why can't I set co-workers on fire?
Clearly, the missing flask contains your flammables. It's just not right.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2013 2:20:53 pm PDT #14427 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But it does still raise the valid question of what the hell I'm made of, and I can only conclude that the answer is: ACID.
Sugar and spice and ACID.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2013 2:36:10 pm PDT #14428 of 30001
brillig
I just tried to figure out what the acronym ACID stood for. Obviously it needs to be go-home time now.