Why don't I have a flask on my desk? And why can't I set co-workers on fire?
Clearly, the missing flask contains your flammables. It's just not right.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Mar 11, 2013 2:12:58 pm PDT #14426 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2013 2:20:53 pm PDT #14427 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But it does still raise the valid question of what the hell I'm made of, and I can only conclude that the answer is: ACID.
Sugar and spice and ACID.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2013 2:36:10 pm PDT #14428 of 30001
brillig
I just tried to figure out what the acronym ACID stood for. Obviously it needs to be go-home time now.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2013 2:41:59 pm PDT #14429 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just tried to figure out what the acronym ACID stood for.
Acidic
Corrosive
In
Der Teppy
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 2:55:36 pm PDT #14430 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, like, did I mention it's my birthday?
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2013 2:56:05 pm PDT #14431 of 30001
brillig
Yay, Tommy!
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 2:57:33 pm PDT #14432 of 30001
Because books.
Happy birthday, tommy! I wish you cake.
EpicTangent - Mar 11, 2013 2:59:16 pm PDT #14433 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Allow me to pelt YOU with joy! (see tagline)
Happy Birthday, tommy!
le nubian - Mar 11, 2013 3:01:17 pm PDT #14434 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Happy b-day tommy!
Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2013 3:04:00 pm PDT #14435 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday Tommy!