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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Mar 11, 2013 7:40:07 am PDT #14374 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Ok, then, Tep. (adds "wedding planner" to resume.)


DavidS - Mar 11, 2013 7:40:53 am PDT #14375 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And I totally appreciate her help, but Monday morning after the time change when blowing my nose is an exercise in gore is NOT the best time to hit me with a spreadsheet's worth of questions. I have a job, AND SO DOES SHE.

Cut and paste: "Hey mom, I'm slammed at work and bleeding to death, so I won't be able to get on this for a couple days. Right after I murder my co-worker and stab my boss in the face with a spork. Cheers ever so, your delightful daughter."


meara - Mar 11, 2013 7:53:16 am PDT #14376 of 30001

I have a boss who recently was apparently peeved enough to go to everyone's managers because she wasn't getting enough emails. Apparently she wanted "thanks!" And "I'll get right on that!" Etc.


-t - Mar 11, 2013 8:15:16 am PDT #14377 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, Tep, I'm sorry for the stress. Here's a good thing for you - my azaleas and mystery tree are starting to bloom. Pretty pink and purple flowers!


sj - Mar 11, 2013 8:20:53 am PDT #14378 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, tons of calm~ma and sinus~ma. Good thing: I'm currently spoiling my nephews rotten.


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 8:54:06 am PDT #14379 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's some good news for Teppy and everyone else:

The Good News About Human Nature: Most People Aren't Jerks

Because I was really having my doubts.

Summary: Ayn Rand was wrong. Because science!


Cass - Mar 11, 2013 8:58:40 am PDT #14380 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Three earthquakes and I felt none of them. I was in yoga. I think I am very bad at the meditation part if I didn't notice three earthquakes. Or the 29 Palms Inn is very seismically awesome and didn't shake. Because no one mentioned them. [link] Not huge but right around 5 is something I like to think I'd at least notice.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2013 9:04:29 am PDT #14381 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For some reason I keep getting spammed by Ultimate Software, and I email them to tell them to stop (I managed to find a name of a person) and then six months later I get spam again, and I email poor TC again.

Today was one of those days. People might not be jerks, but there should be a good explanation for why they keep slipping up here (remove me entirely from your system!) and that would let Sales get back to willing subjects.

I also got spammed at my personal address by an aunt of mine who either is spamming or got hacked. It's depressingly hard to tell.


Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 9:08:08 am PDT #14382 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Co-worker brought in bourbon fudge. Seriously, when you open the box, it's like walking into a bar. Booziest fudge EVER.

The day is starting to look up.

Until I pass out.


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 9:24:59 am PDT #14383 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is disturbing: Meet the men who spy on women through their webcams | Ars Technica

There are discussion boards devoted to hacking webcams on women's computers. Scary.