I haven't seen Brand's standup in a while, but his Brand X show is more focussed around morals and principles than funny. But I did find him funny in standup and as a guest on interview shows, moreso than most of his movie roles.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2013 4:12:56 pm PDT #14317 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Mar 10, 2013 4:16:49 pm PDT #14318 of 30001
So a couple hours of yardwork in the sun on skin that hasn't seen sunlight since November= a wee touch of sunburn. Why do I always forget?!
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2013 4:20:03 pm PDT #14319 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
("He will kill all the bacteria in your body--they all have a frequency, and his machine compensates for the frequency and flattens it out"...okay, that sounds not great if it works, this man and his $35K machine)
Woo Woo Nurse should try this out on herself for a while first. She might not be as sold on the bacteria-free lifestyle after all her gut flora die off...
Jesse - Mar 10, 2013 4:29:28 pm PDT #14320 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
-t, was it the thing he wrote after Amy Winehouse (I think it was) died?
-t - Mar 10, 2013 4:32:57 pm PDT #14321 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sounds right, Jesse.
Typo Boy - Mar 10, 2013 4:34:56 pm PDT #14322 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
When Amy Winehouse died, a friend who has been sober now for ten years said "She should have gone to rehab, yes, yes yes".
msbelle - Mar 10, 2013 4:39:37 pm PDT #14323 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
We have safely arrived at Disney and are needing to go to bed now since we need to be on the bus at 7am!!
-t - Mar 10, 2013 4:45:13 pm PDT #14324 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Woohoo Disney!
Jesse - Mar 10, 2013 4:50:02 pm PDT #14325 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aw, crud. My mother has a meeting tomorrow afternoon, so I thought my father and I could go to the art museum, but it's closed Mondays. Argh! Must find new idea.
flea - Mar 10, 2013 4:59:52 pm PDT #14326 of 30001
information libertarian
Ugh, the woman who offered on our house seems unlikely to come up to the number I can live with right now. (She's also the director of the homeless shelter in town, which makes me feel vaguely like I should settle for less, but damn it, we are already taking a small bath on this house and I am not emotionally ready to come down more.)
I am still not emotionally ready to have left Athens, goddamnit.