A co-worker just tried to kill me with guacamole.
Now I know how I want to go!
Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.
Buffy ,'Him'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Mar 06, 2013 1:31:08 pm PST #13889 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Lee - Mar 06, 2013 1:33:26 pm PST #13890 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think I would prefer death by sushi myself
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2013 1:46:38 pm PST #13891 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Death by creme brûlée!
SuziQ - Mar 06, 2013 1:48:28 pm PST #13892 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
tommyrot FTW
Connie Neil - Mar 06, 2013 1:59:14 pm PST #13893 of 30001
brillig
still looking for the Like button on Suzi's post.
JZ - Mar 06, 2013 2:01:30 pm PST #13894 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Death by creme brûlée!
With the little burnt crust on top? Bring it on! I can take it, I swear!
Burrell - Mar 06, 2013 2:05:40 pm PST #13895 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dang, I get distracted by work for a few hours and I come back to find people are getting killed by all sorts of tasty items. How confusing.
My headcold has returned, right on schedule. feh.
The chocolate salted caramel tea? Or the chili chocolate chai? The Love Tea #7? They have a lot, and I'm kind of addicted to them all.
Um... guh? I thought there was just the one, but... I can readjust my expectations.
Cass - Mar 06, 2013 2:13:22 pm PST #13896 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The chocolate salted caramel tea?
This one.
I have dealt with all of the things! Well, the last thing I merely sent out what is at best an embarrassing email and at worst an email about something I need to deal with now Now NOW. But I did it.
Burrell - Mar 06, 2013 2:16:25 pm PST #13897 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It's good to know that Cass has my back.
Steph L. - Mar 06, 2013 2:26:19 pm PST #13898 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Death by creme brûlée!
I'll take this one.