Death by creme brûlée!
With the little burnt crust on top? Bring it on! I can take it, I swear!
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Mar 06, 2013 2:01:30 pm PST #13894 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Burrell - Mar 06, 2013 2:05:40 pm PST #13895 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dang, I get distracted by work for a few hours and I come back to find people are getting killed by all sorts of tasty items. How confusing.
My headcold has returned, right on schedule. feh.
The chocolate salted caramel tea? Or the chili chocolate chai? The Love Tea #7? They have a lot, and I'm kind of addicted to them all.
Um... guh? I thought there was just the one, but... I can readjust my expectations.
Cass - Mar 06, 2013 2:13:22 pm PST #13896 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The chocolate salted caramel tea?
This one.
I have dealt with all of the things! Well, the last thing I merely sent out what is at best an embarrassing email and at worst an email about something I need to deal with now Now NOW. But I did it.
Burrell - Mar 06, 2013 2:16:25 pm PST #13897 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It's good to know that Cass has my back.
Steph L. - Mar 06, 2013 2:26:19 pm PST #13898 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Death by creme brûlée!
I'll take this one.
§ ita § - Mar 06, 2013 2:28:35 pm PST #13899 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, seriously. Death by guacamole. My wussy tummy that was complaining about the spicy chicken soup on Monday got blown out by the small bit of guac on the tip of a chip. Maybe that's what happens when you fuse Indian with Mexican? Either way, I don't understand why he thinks my sour food is the end of the world. It's totally comparably palatable.
le nubian - Mar 06, 2013 2:34:10 pm PST #13900 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Not to be a pedant (but you know how the story goes...)
David's Tea has a salted caramel tea, but not a chocolate salted caramel tea.
Calli - Mar 06, 2013 2:36:02 pm PST #13901 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Goodness, I really want chocolate now. But I had wine with dinner, so I can't go get it. Wine is the best dietary aid ever.
Amy - Mar 06, 2013 2:36:40 pm PST #13902 of 30001
Because books.
Death by cake. My, uh, body is ready.
Jesse - Mar 06, 2013 2:43:21 pm PST #13903 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I can't decide if I should do my toenails purple or lime green. Votes?