MOTHERFUCKER. A co-worker just tried to kill me with guacamole. That was no fun. And my ears apparently went red. Poker face, telltale ears.
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 06, 2013 1:13:22 pm PST #13883 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cass - Mar 06, 2013 1:17:01 pm PST #13884 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
A co-worker just tried to kill me with guacamole.
Even I can't be killed with guac. What was their method? Did they try to drown you in it? Because if so, they need to make a chunkier guacamole. It's not as good when it's that smooth.
Sorry about the tell-tale ears.
Lee - Mar 06, 2013 1:21:22 pm PST #13885 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am glad they didn't succeed, ita !
I wonder if the avocados I have at home are ripe yet.
Jesse - Mar 06, 2013 1:21:36 pm PST #13886 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What on earth did Emily Procter do to her face? I only recognized her by her voice.
Lee - Mar 06, 2013 1:22:46 pm PST #13887 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It took me so long to figure out who she was last week
Jesse - Mar 06, 2013 1:23:05 pm PST #13888 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
She must be all filler?
lisah - Mar 06, 2013 1:31:08 pm PST #13889 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
A co-worker just tried to kill me with guacamole.
Now I know how I want to go!
Lee - Mar 06, 2013 1:33:26 pm PST #13890 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think I would prefer death by sushi myself
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2013 1:46:38 pm PST #13891 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Death by creme brûlée!
SuziQ - Mar 06, 2013 1:48:28 pm PST #13892 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
tommyrot FTW