You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Dec 04, 2011 10:45:59 am PST #9785 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

That OB advert just might be the most incredible thing I have seen in the last decade. Seriously? Who thought of that? Genius!

I did notice the fine print saying that the message was meant for Canadian viewers. I wonder if that means USians are out of luck.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2011 10:49:53 am PST #9786 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what is OB apologizing for?

You missed the missing OB foofurrah? OMG. They were off the shelves with no explanations for months. I didn't ever read an explanation, but I was so glad they were back I wasn't asking any questions.

Every store I asked in *expected* them in, as in--no one was talking about a discontinuation, and the spaces remained on the shelves for them, but I couldn't find them anywhere near where I work or live. Motherfuckers. I did have a big stockpile, so I only had to venture offbrand for a little while, but I'm keeping stocked up from now.

I think the apology is definitely a post-Old Spice Guy world.

My sister just harassed me for missing two days calling home. Except--I only missed one. Unless I'm taking shopping orders, I call home every *two* days. She sighed and said it felt like everyday. That's so...nice.


le nubian - Dec 04, 2011 10:53:09 am PST #9787 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't use OB, so I wouldn't have paid much attention to the fact that it was off the shelves.

I prefer Instead Softcups myself.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2011 10:57:26 am PST #9788 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was all over here for a while. I think I was the first person to ask on Jezebel, in fact. Panicked the hell out of me. I am very brand loyal. It's been a long time now.

I've tried what you use, and it was just too much bother for me.


meara - Dec 04, 2011 11:05:13 am PST #9789 of 30001

That is awesome, even though I only watched half of it--I was too busy wondering what they were sorry for and if there was a real explanation anywhere! Even though I don't use them, I remember the furor, here.


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2011 11:07:44 am PST #9790 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think my kitchen has defective physics today. Everything I'm cooking is taking twice as long as it should.


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 11:19:19 am PST #9791 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

No hurry, Jilli; it'll be after Xmas, anyway. But I am very excited!

I am very, very happy to not have to spend hundreds of dollars on tampons each year anymore.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2011 11:20:12 am PST #9792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Project Fix The Damn Toilet Myself has been canceled on account of The Bolts Are Rusted In Place And I Can't Loosen Them. So, plumber. Turning this $8 project into probably a $100 project. Bleargh.


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2011 11:22:38 am PST #9793 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, my kale/quinoa/potato/beans/leeks stew has finally finished cooking, but the split pea soup that I'm trying to make doesn't even remotely look like split pea soup yet. This is getting annoying.


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 11:23:24 am PST #9794 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I've had to do thet with The Fucking Nuts Are Airjacked On, So I Can't Change the Goddamned Flat Myself, Jessica.

It's very annoying.

ETA: I mean, I didn't have to call a plumber, obviously, but did have to call Roadside, back in the day when I didn't have it on my car insurance.