That is awesome, even though I only watched half of it--I was too busy wondering what they were sorry for and if there was a real explanation anywhere! Even though I don't use them, I remember the furor, here.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think my kitchen has defective physics today. Everything I'm cooking is taking twice as long as it should.
No hurry, Jilli; it'll be after Xmas, anyway. But I am very excited!
I am very, very happy to not have to spend hundreds of dollars on tampons each year anymore.
Project Fix The Damn Toilet Myself has been canceled on account of The Bolts Are Rusted In Place And I Can't Loosen Them. So, plumber. Turning this $8 project into probably a $100 project. Bleargh.
OK, my kale/quinoa/potato/beans/leeks stew has finally finished cooking, but the split pea soup that I'm trying to make doesn't even remotely look like split pea soup yet. This is getting annoying.
I've had to do thet with The Fucking Nuts Are Airjacked On, So I Can't Change the Goddamned Flat Myself, Jessica.
It's very annoying.
ETA: I mean, I didn't have to call a plumber, obviously, but did have to call Roadside, back in the day when I didn't have it on my car insurance.
Remember when I said I was going to do 8 hours of work this weekend? Yeah, that was funny. I'll be lucky if I'm done moving and cleaning in time to watch the Saints at 7 pm.
I have found, consistently, that AAA is worth the money I spend on them, even if it's because I'm feeling really pissy and I don't want to get that dirty. However, tows, jump starts, every year since that winter in MI where I first signed up--it's been cheaper to be a member. And I know I'm not taking advantage of their other services.
I'm watching Drumline right now. Nick Cannon's character better get a clue sometime soon, because he's really putting me off.
See, changing a flat myself makes me feel all RAWR I A WOMAN; it's a PITA, but I've done it many times. And when I CAN'T do it, because of the stupid nuts, it makes me feel like a weak little girl, and I hate that.
It's not rational.
That shit takes forever to get off my hands. I'd rather punch someone in the face to feel all womanly. Blood washes off skin much more easily.