I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Nov 28, 2011 8:04:26 pm PST #8994 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

4315 words of complete shit. SHIT.

Also, I just got my period. FUCK YOU BODY.


Burrell - Nov 28, 2011 8:05:19 pm PST #8995 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Never peek at the work email! I always make that mistake. But ice cream sounds lovely. We should make an LAista plan to go to Scoops. They opened up a shop right near my house and the ice cream is seriously yummy.


Allyson - Nov 28, 2011 8:18:39 pm PST #8996 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay. The first half is done. It's DONE. I don't care if it's shitty. It's done. Ten more pages of horseshit and I can send this off, pretend I had nothing to do with it all, buy my guitar, and start practicing chords.

I bit my nails all the way to my mid-thirties, and finally willed myself to stop. Now I'm going to have to go get them cut short. This seems to be the only kind of bleh thing. I'm so excited!


Strix - Nov 28, 2011 8:26:22 pm PST #8997 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sorry you are having sucktastic week, ita ! Do you want me to send you some truly embarassing vids of myself doing stupid shit for the Misha hunt?

They're...awful.

I want ice cream. OOH! I have cake!


Typo Boy - Nov 28, 2011 8:31:01 pm PST #8998 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Sorry about Mr. Kitty. Sorry about bad bosses. Xtra sorry ita ! is having a bad week.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2011 8:54:06 pm PST #8999 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Erin, you're very sweet.

I think I'll just fall over for the night.


Consuela - Nov 28, 2011 8:57:46 pm PST #9000 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

May tomorrow be better, ita.


Lee - Nov 28, 2011 9:05:50 pm PST #9001 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sara, I hope MK rallies.

This week is already really freaking long, and I haven;t made it into the office yet, because today was inspection day, and GISHWHES day, and Dentist day and work at home day, and clean up a little day, and other stuff I have forgotten day.


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2011 9:09:45 pm PST #9002 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

inspection day.

As in HOUSE INSPECTION?

I had an in the office morning, dentist, work at home in the afternoon, clean the kitchen, bake cookies, finish decorating the tree/house, and GISHWHES day.


Lee - Nov 28, 2011 9:14:33 pm PST #9003 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

As in HOUSE INSPECTION?

Yes!

It went..not great, but not really bad for an old house,so now we have to talk to the owner about who fixes a few things.