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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

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§ ita § - Nov 25, 2011 11:18:27 am PST #8465 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That THUD you all just heard was the sound of the gauntlet hitting the ground.

That whooshie noise you just heard was me doing the sassy black woman head motion. Gimme a second to warm up for the finger snaps, Z formation.

Unrelatedly, I love that there's a technical term "multitouch jazzhands". It totally sounds like porn.

Hey! Leverage promo! Love! More love!

Atropa - Nov 25, 2011 11:20:04 am PST #8466 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Btw, Jilli, did you get that link I sent to you for the Kate Bush xmas special from '78 (or so)?

I did, thank you! And apparently only replied in my head, argh.

DavidS - Nov 25, 2011 11:22:55 am PST #8467 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And apparently only replied in my head, argh.

::imagines Mad Tea Party plus Voltaire's "Graveyard Picnic" times Lost Boys with a dash of Mary Poppins and the penguins as a visual equivalent of what inside of Jilli's head looks like::

Atropa - Nov 25, 2011 11:24:45 am PST #8468 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

::imagines Mad Tea Party plus Voltaire's "Graveyard Picnic" times Lost Boys with a dash of Mary Poppins and the penguins as a visual equivalent of what inside of Jilli's head looks like::

Pretty much, yeah.

DavidS - Nov 25, 2011 11:25:36 am PST #8469 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

smonster, insent to your profile addy.

Pretty much, yeah.

Well, I want to go there! So finish that novel.

Anne W. - Nov 25, 2011 11:30:41 am PST #8470 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

one of the munchkins that follows me on Twitter is convinced that I'm Draculaura's auntie

Oh, that is beyond adorable!

Atropa - Nov 25, 2011 11:33:54 am PST #8471 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Well, I want to go there! So finish that novel.

::looks at latest tattoo::

I know, I know. I'm getting there!

But first, I have to remove a kitten from my lap and go make lunch. This is more difficult than you may think.

bon bon - Nov 25, 2011 11:43:17 am PST #8472 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Wine at lunch may have been in error. Guys, if you've got a tip or question regarding financial fraud, don't call it in until Monday, PLZ.

§ ita § - Nov 25, 2011 11:49:08 am PST #8473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

bon, why does financial fraud exist? And why does it make my life miserable? And why am I in the financial sector when I can't even manage my 401K like a grownup?

bon bon - Nov 25, 2011 11:53:58 am PST #8474 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My answers to all questions: $$$$$$

Office so warm. Me so sleepy.

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