::imagines Mad Tea Party plus Voltaire's "Graveyard Picnic" times Lost Boys with a dash of Mary Poppins and the penguins as a visual equivalent of what inside of Jilli's head looks like::
Pretty much, yeah.
Now we're saving a vampire from vampires. I got two words for that -- Nuh and uh.
Gunn ,'Underneath'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Nov 25, 2011 11:24:45 am PST #8468 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
DavidS - Nov 25, 2011 11:25:36 am PST #8469 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
smonster, insent to your profile addy.
Pretty much, yeah.
Well, I want to go there! So finish that novel.
Anne W. - Nov 25, 2011 11:30:41 am PST #8470 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
one of the munchkins that follows me on Twitter is convinced that I'm Draculaura's auntie
Oh, that is beyond adorable!
Atropa - Nov 25, 2011 11:33:54 am PST #8471 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Well, I want to go there! So finish that novel.
::looks at latest tattoo::
I know, I know. I'm getting there!
But first, I have to remove a kitten from my lap and go make lunch. This is more difficult than you may think.
bon bon - Nov 25, 2011 11:43:17 am PST #8472 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Wine at lunch may have been in error. Guys, if you've got a tip or question regarding financial fraud, don't call it in until Monday, PLZ.
§ ita § - Nov 25, 2011 11:49:08 am PST #8473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon, why does financial fraud exist? And why does it make my life miserable? And why am I in the financial sector when I can't even manage my 401K like a grownup?
bon bon - Nov 25, 2011 11:53:58 am PST #8474 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My answers to all questions: $$$$$$
Office so warm. Me so sleepy.
Allyson - Nov 25, 2011 11:54:14 am PST #8475 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am trying to figure out if the pink sparkly guitar is a better option that the regular kind:
or
I do think the thinner body/narrow neck will be better for my hands/reach. THIS IS SO EXCITING! And intimidating.
Scrappy - Nov 25, 2011 12:02:27 pm PST #8476 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Go for it, Allyson! My DH took up guitar at age 44, and it makes him SO HAPPY.
§ ita § - Nov 25, 2011 12:06:15 pm PST #8477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think the pink sparkly one works, Allyson. Isn't it designed for girls, who aren't musicians, QED and shit?
You're going to need to strap those breasts down, stuff a cucumber in your pants, and buy a black guitar with red flames on it.